Casper's new top10 list

[bacon]

Coming to this thread soon

 

[Matty]

Top 10 Shut up, Steves

10. Steve, shut up.
9. Steve! Shut up.
8. Hey Stevie-o! Shut it.
7. Yo Steve, shut up.
6. Steve? Shut up!
5. Shut. Up. Steve.
4. SHUT UP STEVE
3. Man, STFU Steve.
2. OMG Steve shut up already.
1. Shut up, Steve.

 

[bacon]

I want content dammit!

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Top Ten Excuses For Not Posting On GL This Week

10. Been on hold with Malaysian Airlines canceling a future flight

9. Researching WNBA basketball stats for betting purposes

8. Tony Dungy said I would be a distraction

7. Busy making ghost accounts on SBR

6. Trying to duplicate Housepicks burger recipie and all I get is meatloaf

5. Scouring pro male websites to prove being 39 doesn't make me invisible.

4. Wally posted this week. Anything I post would be anticlimactic.

3. Been on a Greyhound bus going to SF to visit CaliGirlNJNYSF

2. Ray Ray has me watching 3 different TV series on Netflix. I barely have time to pee.

1. Getting bitch slapped by 21 year old girls is a full time job.

 

[bacon]

that's what the FUCK I'm talkin about

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[Matty]

Casperbergballs!!!

 

[reno cool]

Damn Casper, that's solid.

Matty, is that your first list since the mf retard guide? Nice. I like #6 especially

 

[roguejuror]

#1 Sounds real.

 

[Matty]

A bit too real.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Well this week it was more real than usual.

I expect this upcoming week to be a bit slower with the bitch slaps.

 

[roguejuror]

What happened between smoking weed and getting slap?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

What happened between smoking weed and getting slap?

Actually the weed girl is hella cool. The 20 year old (who turned 21 yesterday) is being aloof.

Their is one other but I'm not pursuing with vigor.

 

[bacon]

full slap story is requested asap