The Official 2014 NHL Off Season Thread

[Tron]

So there will no longer be a need for a new thread every time someone gets traded.



Heatley traded to the Anaheim Mighty Ducks today.

 

[reno cool]

I just bought a watermelon. I hope its good

 

[Blitty]

Damn tronner, that stung more than I would like to admit. Gonna try to get a good nights rest and come back strong tomorrow.

 

[PuckOff]

Highly skilled William Nylander shining at Leafs rookie/prospects camp.

 

[reno cool]

nobody cares about my watermelon? fok you guys

 

[PuckOff]

Vladimir Sobotka leaves the Blues to play in the KHL. That's too funny. The KHL team is offering to pay him $4 million per season on a 3 year deal. The guy has never scored more than 9 goals in a single season in the NHL. His highest point total was 33. The KHL tries and tries hard to compete with the NHL by offering these ludicrous contracts. No wonder why team are now having a hard time in the KHL.

 

[reno cool]

they have too much money over there they robbed from the people. Rich capitalist Russian swine

 

[PuckOff]

Isn't it Medvedev's money?

 

[Saulty]

 

[Matty]

reno do you also eat cantaloup? I can't stand cantaloup, I usually eat all my fruit salad except the orange stuff.

 

[Matty]

I suspect that cantaloup is used as cheap filler in fruit salad. Way too much of the stuff in there.

 

[PuckOff]

I can't stand kiwi. tightens up my lungs. I also detest cucumbers. Nastiest fruit of them all. I absolutely detest cucumbers. They are just vile.

 

[PuckOff]

Blues resign Steve Ott to a 2 year deal - $2.6 million per.

 

[reno cool]

I'm ok with cantaloup. But good ole watermelon is tops for me. Honeydew seems like it should be a lot fancier/tastier than it is. But I mean they're all good if you get them at the optimum freshness(?)

 

[PuckOff]

Jacob Markstrom also denies he wants out of Vancouver.

 

[MrX]

Remember those fucking cucumbers, reno? What the hell was wrong with them?

 

[reno cool]

I can't stand kiwi. tightens up my lungs. I also detest cucumbers. Nastiest fruit of them all. I absolutely detest cucumbers. They are just vile.

Its a vegetable isn't it? Some cucumbers taste great, again when fresh. Too much stale dried out veg/fruit in restaurants. Also don't be lazy and peel the focking cucumber.

 

[reno cool]

Remember those fucking cucumbers, reno? What the hell was wrong with them?

yeah, and this was fancy White Buffalo. Even a place like that doesn't take pride in what they're doing, how you expect theeese kids to learn anything?