The Apple Thread

[Matty]

They all have that slightly robotic quality to them, and they mispronounce shit all the time. The new Google Maps, if I set it to French, will pronounce English names correctly with a French accent. There's no way you can fake that - it's an actual recording.

I think.

 

[Matty]

Actually, that would probably require too much storage space... I dunno but there's some fancy-ass speech technology in there. It sounds incredibly natural.

 

[roguejuror]

Since Samsung is getting sued all over. SuperBowl ad featuring Saul.

 

[gregm]

Since Samsung is getting sued all over. SuperBowl ad featuring Saul.

 

[Matty]

Anyone use the new jailbreak? I'm trying it on Mrs. Dorito's old iPhone 4S right now. If all goes well Ima jailbreak my iPad Mini.

 

[roguejuror]

To do what?

 

[Matty]

Install non-Apple-certified apps/pirated shit.

 

[Blitty]

Welp, now you can have sex with your iPad..

http://www.supercompressor.com/vice/life-is-awesome-because-you-can-have-sex-with-your-fleshlight-launchpad-ipad-case?ref=facebook-868&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=thrillist

 

[plommer]

Welp, now you can have sex with your iPad..

http://www.supercompressor.com/vice...book&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=thrillist

Nice find Blitttaaaaaay!


Thanks to Apple pussy has become obsolete.

Digital cunt, wow.


Analog pussy is now officially old school.

 

[IAG]

But will it cuddle?

 

[plommer]

But will it cuddle?

I have never met one that has.

They secrete, bleed, stink, contract, grip, queef, and urinate. They do not cuddle.

Arms have the monopoly on cuddling.

 

[Boner_18]

I guess the ceo came out of the closet. Like we didnt know with those round wire glasses and the black turtlenecks. Duh!!

 

[Blitty]

I guess the ceo came out of the closet. Like we didnt know with those round wire glasses and the black turtlenecks. Duh!!

Are you saying that iPad sex is only for homosexuals?

 

[bacon]

between that and ovie being outed by bowe closet homos are really taking it on the chin lately.

 

[Cami]

Are you saying that iPad sex is only for homosexuals?

I was just pondering if lesbians use it...

 

[Matty]

homos are really taking it on the chin lately.

ew

 

[Cami]

 

[roguejuror]

"It's somewhat funny that PC is what got Jobs in the end, isn't it?"

lol