when ya'll have sex.....where does the sperm go? (Bed sheets?)

[vagabond]

The word you are looking for is semen and not sperm. But, I am with your wife on this topic.

- Use condoms. You will not like it but she may just hate it. Then you can convince her to take it easy if it gets messy.

- Get the sex out of bedroom or at least bed. That will lead to dribble on the floor, kitchen top, table etc.

- And fucking on newspaper? Most dick deflating thing ever.

 

[plommer]

I've been known to just a towel over the wet spot and sleep on the towel. Fuck it.
If I can swallow it or have it on my fits the bed ain't no thing.

Stevee comes on your fits?

 

[shdw01]

The key is to fuck on her side of the bed, that way the wet spot will not be an issue for the guy.

DO NOT have sex in the middle of the bed or on your side!

pretty clever for a Canadian....


cami, u will be in fuck it mode and you will wake up with bed sheet stuck to your ass

 

[plommer]

pretty clever for a Canadian....


cami, u will be in fuck it mode and you will wake up with bed sheet stuck to your ass

Yeah, I remember the good ole days when Canadians looked to America for guidance and leadership.

 

[shdw01]

The word you are looking for is semen and not sperm. But, I am with your wife on this topic.

- Use condoms. You will not like it but she may just hate it. Then you can convince her to take it easy if it gets messy.

- Get the sex out of bedroom or at least bed. That will lead to dribble on the floor, kitchen top, table etc.

- And fucking on newspaper? Most dick deflating thing ever.

you are wise my friend....but the one thing I try not to do is rock the boat.

If I have to suffer the "holy shit keep the semen off the sheet" dance after I blow my load, that is better than suggesting we go at it on the stove or over the kitchen sink and getting shot down and resorting back to tissue sex

 

[Cami]

Stevee comes on your fits?

totally meant fits. Fucking predictive text.

 

[Cami]

pretty clever for a Canadian....


cami, u will be in fuck it mode and you will wake up with bed sheet stuck to your ass

 

[FairWarning]

Good point saulty!

But I'm considering just laying newspaper on the bed before we get on like plommer and his Canadian people do it.

At least use the Sunday paper so you both can do the crossword puzzle.

 

[Mudcat]

People are so hung up about sex, trained to think it's dirty. It's ridiculous. It's just sex. It's just cum. Cum is not radioactive fallout. It is not going to do any harm if there is some on the sheets. There is no cause for panic.

 

[shdw01]

Mudcat is basically begging for bukkake

 

[Saulty]

Good point saulty!

But I'm considering just laying newspaper on the bed before we get on like plommer and his Canadian people do it.

That will not prevent you from having to wash the sheets after sex. In fact you will have to both wash the sheets and take a shower unless you want people to read the news from your body.

 

[MrX]

People are so hung up about sex, trained to think it's dirty. It's ridiculous. It's just sex. It's just cum. Cum is not radioactive fallout. It is not going to do any harm if there is some on the sheets. There is no cause for panic.

Thank you.

I can't believe this is an issue that seems to be common on here.

 

[Blitty]

Agreed.


Future thread: MrX, muddy, and blitty's cum thread.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Non-issue in my household. Once it is out, it is no longer my responsibility to care for...unless it makes a human. Which has happened.