I'm getting laid this weekend

[Herman]

Matty, will you please fly out to SF and pound Scholar in his ass to make him happy? I don't feel like losing a friend over something this ridiculous.

It appears that I will not post my impressions after the fact, the guy may go in a rage and come kill me.

 

[Fu Manchu]

:

 

[Matty]

Herman, we might both fly down to your location to teach you some manners. You know what I mean.

I don't.

 

[MrMonkey]

Herman, with all this gay talk being thrown around here and your inexperience, there's a question that just came to mind? Are you totally 100% positive she doesn't have a penis? Thinking not, but who the hell knows in these times we live in?

 

[Fu Manchu]

good point mrmonkey. either way OTW is about to find out

 

[Bread]

Herman take her to go see the Tyler Perry movie at the theater.

Nothing quite as exciting and life-endangering as taking a black girl to see a black movie.

I almost never made it out of Friday 2. :

 

[Herman]

Unreal.

 

[Fu Manchu]

brilliant idea bread. i expected no less.

 

[Herman]

I think I'll take her to a chicken shop in the ghetto. That would be fun

 

[Bread]

Herman CALM DOWN!!!!!

 

[RogueScholar]

the guy may go in a rage and come kill me.

Don't flatter yourself. I'm done with this shit. Time to move on.

 

[Fu Manchu]

jesus

 

[RogueScholar]

And I want this to be the title of your book.

Solid idea, you won't be disappointed.

 

[tullamore]

Bring watermelon and whip cream.

 

[Matty]

rwar

 

[reno cool]

Herman, how sure are you she's not spreading the disease? Herman, she wants to fuck you and run away. Be careful. Use rubber.

btw, this thread is way better than I expected. good job.

 

[FairWarning]

Since I'm the new guy, are supposed to start a thread when we are getting laid? Can I just put it on my facebook page or twitter instead?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

You guys are too vanilla to give good sex advice.

Agreed. Unless you were referring to me of course. LOL.