I have a hugh tongue!

[plommer]

It's true, but having a hugh tongue ain't as great as it sounds.

It gets in the way, and is a factor in my sleep apnea.

I also accidentally bite it more than I should.

It does impress the lesbians, but what the fuck good does that do me?




PS: What do you call this:

A lesbian with a hard on!!

 

[Archie]

Tongue in TP roll pic or ban

 

[IAG]

lol

 

[bacon]

this is great news

 

[Archie]

there is a "cat/pussy got your tongue" joke in here somewhere

someone find it and post it please

 

[plommer]

Tongue in TP roll pic or ban

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Any large body part that can satisfy a woman is advantageous.

Go forth and lick good man!

 

[roguejuror]

How is your tongue casper?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

How is your tongue casper?

I am very good at eating pussy.

I'm not even kidding.

 

[IAG]

there is a "cat/pussy got your tongue" joke in here somewhere

someone find it and post it please

I think you had it Archie. Missed opportunities. Sigh.

 

[mcbaseball10]

We need Puma Pete's take in here.