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Mudcat
Hey thanks. Always appreciate a good Ren and Stimpy reference.

It is a strange thing to get so much congratulations for something that makes me feel so melancholy.


Well, heading out into rush hour traffic shortly. Yippee.
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Our pleasure Muddy we were due for a dumb GL video

Have a good one man

You can pay us back for the video by making CHUCKING STUFF your water cooler conversation
 
Wonder how MC is enjoying his first day. I rue the day when I will have to go back to work...in an office environment that is. Probably leads to a great deal of self satisfaction., but I could live without that I think.
 
Seemed okay.

As far as the job description - looks as good as I could hope. Commute seems fine. People seem real nice, as far as I can tell after one day.

If anything they are maybe a little too jaunty and nice. Like it is a pretty small office and even so they have a social committee which sounds like it is always organizing stuff. They are wearing Halloween costumes on Thursday and having a pot luck. I'm not real big on that stuff. But any notion I might have had that I could weasel out of it on account of being brand new - no - I am expected to do something, make a gesture at least.

But at least everyone seems to like each other. Better than a shitload of hate.

The girl I am working with right now who is training me for the first part of the job bears a strong resemblance to Rubyn.
 
Blitty
Rubyn I or Rubyn II?
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stop it :pot:

Mudcat
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maybe you can introduce this guy in there somewhere
 
I really am very good at interviews. I kill it.

For that type of job anyway. Let's not pretend this is some major, in-demand job where I am up against med school graduates and engineers, or even certified tradespeople or whatever. My competition is basically people who can't do nuthin'.

But yeah, in that arena, I kick butt. It's a bloodbath.
 
Mudcat
They are wearing Halloween costumes on Thursday and having a pot luck. I'm not real big on that stuff. But any notion I might have had that I could weasel out of it on account of being brand new - no - I am expected to do something, make a gesture at least.
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If you don't incorporate your teeth into this somehow, you're missing an opportunity.
 
I did think about them, trying desperately to come up with something around here that I could contrive.

I had a cowboy hat for years ---> chucked it during The Chucking.

I actually had Groucho Glasses which would have been damn near perfect ---> chucked.

All that's left is those teeth. But they are not like some costume vampire teeth that are made to wear. They are a big cast. I don't know what to do. Glue them to my shoulder and say that I'm, what, the tortured ghost of a Dental Hygienist?



Idea needs development.
 
So your way better than the dudes who can't do nothing..... something to be proud of Muddy


Mudcat
I really am very good at interviews. I kill it.

For that type of job anyway. Let's not pretend this is some major, in-demand job where I am up against med school graduates and engineers, or even certified tradespeople or whatever. My competition is basically people who can't do nuthin'.

But yeah, in that arena, I kick butt. It's a bloodbath.
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Mudcat
I did think about them, trying desperately to come up with something around here that I could contrive.

I had a cowboy hat for years ---> chucked it during The Chucking.

I actually had Groucho Glasses which would have been damn near perfect ---> chucked.

All that's left is those teeth. But they are not like some costume vampire teeth that are made to wear. They are a big cast. I don't know what to do. Glue them to my shoulder and say that I'm, what, the tortured ghost of a Dental Hygienist?



Idea needs development.
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Pic or never happened.

AJ! Good to see you pal :bowdown: :highfive:
 
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