Need some photoshop help.....

[Archie]

well not really help, I need you to do everything for me...including locate pictures, hold my hand ect. when it comes to computers i'm like an 85 year old man.

Here Is what I want and why...


Photo of brock landers driving in a new Caddy, with the pizza hut delivery sign on the roof. I want this for my avatar...

back story.

at the other site, Brock has been on a nice run. and he is really enjoying himself. He made a thread yesterday about going to shop for some new GM's. He wants to buy a New cadilac with all of his winnings.... ( I guess he is admitting that he is gambling for real money?)

I can paypal you money for your time and effort.... thanks

 

[senco78]

I've had my eye on Brock with this run.
not that I want him to fail but failure at this point is a given...
and its gonna be a catastrophic failure this time.

sorry cant help ya,
all I can do with a computer is find porn, post on forums, and DL music.

 

[Mudcat]

well not really help, I need you to do everything for me...including locate pictures, hold my hand ect. when it comes to computers i'm like an 85 year old man.

Archie is doing a Mudcat.

 

[Archie]

Archie is doing a Mudcat.

don't tease me with such a scandalously sexy statment so soon sans sunday morning wood

 

[Bread]

I'm no pro, but can put together some crude photoshops. Got any pictures of Brock?

 

[MrMonkey]

I'm no pro, but can put together some crude photoshops. Got any pictures of Brock?

Archie, give him what he needs. Bread does some great crude work! Yea he pro!

 

[InTheHole]

Ill work on it...will be crude as well.

 

[Archie]

I want crude....

but I don't have any pictures of him..... I have his wife though..... I know there are pics of Brock circulating, I'll look... there was that one of him and his kid on prosper

 

[MrMonkey]

I want crude....

but I don't have any pictures of him..... I have his wife though..... I know there are pics of Brock circulating, I'll look... there was that one of him and his kid on prosper

The wifey will due fine! Hold her as chesse to bring the rat out in the open. Give it to Bread! Now! :thumbup:

 

[Matty]

Salut! (click for larger version)

 

[Bread]

Good work Matty. Can't really top that.

 

[Archie]

Matty, is there anyway to shrink it so that you can clearly see that it is BROCK in my avatar....


you did a great job, but when I save that image and use it for my avatar over there, it is so small, Brock's face looks like a pea.....


let me know if you want some paypal or sfaggotr points for this work thus far, before you do anymore.... I'm impressed with what you gave us thus far, no doubt

 

[plommer]

Yeah Mathieu, make Brock bigger than the vehicle so you can see him when the photo gets shrunk to avatar size.

 

[Mudcat]

We are looking for a large melon here Matt Rain.

 

[Archie]

Plommer, can you make me an avatar of you driving a bus somewhere in Canadia....or serving some NACHOS at the ballgame?


if not, just make me an avatar of the highlight of your life...... hookers in Cuba....

c'mon pal do the right thing here

 

[Archie]

we need to see Brock's face .67 times the size of the front end of the car........ just put it outside the window, it will be fine

 

[Matty]

Lemme see what I can do, boss.

 

[Blitty]

Matty, at least request a paypal payment of $50 for your services.