Did Matty get paid?

[plommer]

By the negro co-worker?

Matty fill us in, this is interesting.

Maybe you should setup a payment plan with him.

 

[Matty]

Nope, and he's giving everyone the runaround. He promised to share his spreadsheet of who-owes-what-to-who this morning and he didn't even do that. I think that contrary to what he said, everyone paid up and it's just up to him to pay out the winners.

The fact that he can't come up with the money is highly disturbing, especially since one of the people owed is his boss's boss. It means that he's completely barreled in, otherwise he would just take a credit card advance, or something, to save face.

Might've been understandable if he was working the mailroom but the guy easily makes 6 figures.

Good to know there are much bigger fuck-ups than me in the office.

 

[Matty]

If it comes down to that we will indeed work out a payment plan.



This shit is classic. Everyone is stunned.

 

[RayRay]

whats the tally for the whole dealio?

 

[kato]

fucking montenegro

 

[Matty]

Hard to tell precisely, a couple guys got fired during the season, I'm not sure what happened to their money. The pot is at least $1400 and I get 75% of that, so a bit over a grand.

 

[Matty]

fucking montenegro

 

[Mudcat]

There is only one honorable course of action for the guy. He must go to ocean and swim directly away from shore and just keep swimming in that direction.

 

[Matty]

That, or seppuku in the kitchen area.

No half-measures.

 

[plommer]

Matty I hope your making him squirm.

Now is not the time to let him up off the canvas.

 

[kato]

at least fartbomb or cropdust the montenegro

 

[Matty]

I don't need to do anything. He owes his own VP.

Said VP can't do anything about it since it wasn't a company-sponsored thing, but he certainly has a new appreciation of the guy's character.

 

[plommer]

The guy clearly thought he had a nice little racket as long as he was the admin, he never counted on Matty watching closely.

Changing picks after games had started, clever, and original.

No way anyone should have noticed.

 

[stevek173]

What's this for, fantasy football? Survivor pool? I don't remember. Good chit though.

 

[Matty]

Pick 'em pool. Guy figured he would never have to pay out since he could cheat at will. Until I exposed him in Week 16 and then I beat him senseless in Week 17 to win the whole thing by 2 picks.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[roguejuror]

eddy the negro didn't know this was the year of matty, big mistake

 

[plommer]

Pick 'em pool. Guy figured he would never have to pay out since he could cheat at will. Until I exposed him in Week 16 and then I beat him senseless in Week 17 to win the whole thing by 2 picks.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Matty imagine how bad he would feel if he found out that he is also a lesser man than you.

Think Coke can cokk.

 

[kato]

eddy the negro didn't know this was the year of matty, big mistake

matty rain 2013

believe it