2012 Election In-Game Thread

[Matty]

We get 50 choices for Miss America and 2 choices for president

Something is seriously wrong with that

Hmmm, I don't want to look at 50 old dudes. I think the ratio is just right as it is.

 

[wal66]

We get 50 choices for Miss America and 2 choices for president

Something is seriously wrong with that

There were 6 additional choices listed after Obama and Romney on the ballot. Course choosing any of the other names would only serve personal agendas as none have a shot.

It's never happened but if America ever were to vote an overwhelming majority for anyone on the under card, wonder what havoc that would cause?

 

[mrmarket]

both parties will rule pretty much the same with genital rights being the small semantic difference between them

 

[Cougar Bait]

Hmmm, I don't want to look at 50 old dudes. I think the ratio is just right as it is.

You're telling me there wasn't something out there better than Rick Santorum???

Like for instance a bowl of jello.

 

[wal66]

Who said it will be better?

I just can't afford a repub president at this pt wally, maybe in a couple years when I do make 500k.

Fair enough. Maybe next election you can PM me who you want me to vote for to make your life better. I'm gonna pay 23% of my income in taxes regardless cause I have nothing to claim for deductions.

 

[Cougar Bait]

23% that's it?

Try living in corrupt Illinois

 

[wal66]

23% that's it?

Try living in corrupt Illinois

Typo Coug's. My total deductions are 33% of that roughly 27% go to taxes. I net $36,153 out of roughly $54,250 annually.

 

[Tomato]

It's all decided except for Virginia. Come on Obama comeback in Virginia.

 

[roguejuror]

...

 

[rito]

Typo Coug's. My total deductions are 33% of that roughly 27% go to taxes. I net $36,153 out of roughly $54,250 annually.

LOLERZ. I thought you made like 85.

But don't worry Wally, I actually voted Romney. I just bet Obama.

 

[wal66]

LOLERZ. I thought you made like 85.

Hell no. I work for a small town. Our city manager barely makes 85k.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Tomato and Durito how much do you have in play on the election?

 

[rito]

Too much.

 

[Tomato]

Not enough. Durito let's trade.

 

[rito]

Ok, you get my roll and my wife. I get your roll.

 

[gregm]

best election night tweets

Huppke@RexHuppke
And so America's last undecided voter, Phil, wakes up, brushes Doritos dust off his T-shirt and goes out to buy Halo 4. THE END

PATRICK WALSH 8 hours ago
Voted in a high school. Thrill of democracy tainted by repeatedly being called a "gaylord."

CHRIS REGAN 9 hours ago
Today, hidden Romney son Dint is released from basement lair, led by chain to polling place with promise of fresh straw and meat.

ANDY ROSS yesterday
Quick, before I decide my vote, does anybody know who Meatloaf endorses?

rob delaney @robdelaney
Guns don’t kill people. People who say “Guns don’t kill people” kill people. With guns.

not really election tweets but awesome

rob delaney @robdelaney
Chinese babies must be like "Fuuuuuck…" when they realize they're gonna have to learn Chinese.

@robdelaney
I don't speak Italian, but Pinot Grigio means "slut fuel," right?

This is a great night , drinking sierra nevada porter on cold night and watching fox news. Fox news is going to be a blast tonight.

I got bored with PBS. Fox was actually ok but has become depressing, O'Reilly really went off on how america is not as white as it used to be, not in that exact words but he was pissed. Palin just sounded depressed, not as interesting as I thought it would be.

some more tweets

Susan Gonzalez@paperpolarbear

Election Night Drinking Game: If Romney wins drink nonstop for next four years.

Dave Lozo@DaveLozo

If you close your eyes and imagine a guy named WOLF BLITZER, the last thing you'd ever imagine is the real Wolf Blitzer.

'The Onion' Calls Florida, Ohio, Colorado, Pennsylvania For John Edwards

WASHINGTON—With six or more hours remaining before most polling locations close, The Onion is officially calling Florida, Ohio, Colorado, and Pennsylvania for John Edwards, giving the former North Carolina senator 76 electoral votes and virtually assuring his election to the presidency.

 

[Tomato]

Tomato doesn't want to trade his bankroll. Just give Tomato all Obama tickets that don't say "North Carolina" on them.

 

[Saulty]

I have a parlay with Obama, Warren, McCaskill, Donnely and Colorado yes to legalizing pot.

Durito is the pot going to pass in Colorado? I think that's the end play of the parlay.