Downed 4 pints with Matty Rain

[Matty]

I don't know shit about Henry Rollins, you're confusing me with some other homo.

 

[Archie]

LUCKY!!!!

 

[Tron]

It is nice, pleasant, easy listening. I don't understand what you have against it? Do you want to listen to Black Flag while sipping on a random Wednesday night?

Common.

Forgive Matty.

He's articulate, charming and has a cock that can choke a donkey but he has cerebral palsy when it comes to taste in music.

 

[fiveteamer]

Daffy

 

[roguejuror]

rap battle!

 

[Matty]

Forgive Matty.

He's articulate, charming and has a cock that can choke a donkey but he has cerebral palsy when it comes to taste in music.

Coming from a guy who probably works out to ABBA, that's cute.

 

[Matty]

Matty is good people.

We were sitting across from Maple Leaf Gardens drinking beer talking hockey and shit.

Matty I hope you come back in September.

RIP Guru

Hope you come back from cancer. You're good Internet people.

RIP meatball vagina
RIP getting sloshed in the Annex
RIP simpler times

 

[reno cool]

Matty, come clean pal. Why are you so uninvolved or unaware of whatever horrible shit is happening with 5teamer?

 

[MrMonkey]

Matty, come clean pal. Why are you so uninvolved or unaware of whatever horrible shit is happening with 5teamer?

Great post RC! :

 

[Matty]

Matty, come clean pal. Why are you so uninvolved or unaware of whatever horrible shit is happening with 5teamer?

Cause I haven't had any contact with fiveteamer since March of this year.

 

[MrMonkey]

Cause I haven't had any contact with fiveteamer since March of this year.

You mean you don't have his phone number?

 

[Matty]

I do.

MrM back off pal.

 

[reno cool]

was a there a falling out of somekind? I thought you guys watched each others dogs or what not.

 

[Matty]

Guy turned on me is all. It's not even worth discussing.

He also stiffed dorito for half the money he borrowed.

We're morally bankrupt misfits/assholes. Shit happens. We move on.

Fiveteamer is still the funniest poster in the history of the Internet.

 

[Blitty]

They boned the same fat chick.

That's where all the troubles started.

 

[Matty]

lol, no

when he revealed that I couldn't stop laughing

I was literally jumping up and down while screaming

that fat chick was something else boys

 

[kato]

a,t,a

memories

 

[MrMonkey]

I do.

MrM back off pal.

OK then! All myself and IMO GL really is concerned bout is his health! No joking matter and if he wants privacy then that's fine with me!