Breaking news - "24" officially cancelled

[Matty]

Jack Bauer will finally be able to enjoy a meal and use the bathroom.

http://twitter.com/joncassar

 

[Polaroid]

Damn it.

 

[Rubyn]

He can finally Drop the weapon!

 

[Bread]

Never watched one episode. But when channel surfing...and catch it for 5 seconds here and there...he always yelled DROP THE WEAPON!!!!

Consistency...

 

[Matty]

Along with Prison Break, 24 is guilty of being the TV series that's insulted the intelligence of its audience the most. They basically shuffled the good guys and bad guys around and called it a new season every time. Mind you, I stopped watching after the 3rd season and I don't know anyone who was still watching that garbage... but I know I'm right. I just know.

 

[Matty]

Never watched one episode. But when channel surfing...and catch it for 5 seconds here and there...he always yelled DROP THE WEAPON!!!!

Consistency...

Yah. Jack Bauer only needed 4 lines for 90% of his work:

DROP THE WEAPON!!!
THERE'S NO MORE TIME!!!
WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!?
WHERE'S THE BOMB?!?

 

[Polaroid]

I've watched every season and I love it. Obviously it's garbage (which is getting increasingly recycled as it goes on) but it's garbage that's fun to watch.

 

[Bread]

Who are the geniuses casting 5'7" dufuses as action heroes????

 

[plommer]

Who are the geniuses casting 5'7" dufuses as action heroes????

First, explain what the fuck a doo fuze is.

 

[Bread]

doofus
   /ˈdufəs/ Show Spelled[doo-fuhs] Show IPA
–noun,plural-fuses.
Slang. a foolish or inept person.

 

[plommer]

doofus
   /ˈdufəs/ Show Spelled[doo-fuhs] Show IPA
noun,plural-fuses.
Slang. a foolish or inept person.

I know what a doofus is, you didn't say doofus. You spelled something else.

 

[Bread]

plom
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[Badnina]

but I love Jack. More than any other show including American Idol.


NASCAR being the exception

 

[Matty]

Good thread.

 

[roguejuror]

so I take it its not in your "queue", moldy?

 

[RageWizard]

Who are the geniuses casting 5'7" dufuses as action heroes????

The same guys who cast a 5'4" jewish dude to be The Fonz in the '70s.

 

[Archie]

unreal

 

[AMBy]

no surprise...I thought after last season they would be done.