lol true - i really did just want to wish him happy birthday.
(and maybe subtly remind him i'm not the big meanie first blocker he thought i was)
speaking of how cool it is to be a single mom - earlier tonight i found that my son had consumed maybe 1/5th of a tube of kiddie toothpaste. so i freaked out a bit because you're supposed to give a 2yo like a drop when you brush his teeth. called the nurse's registry and got some HAG who said that i should try to force as much water down his throat as possible and give him some baby medicine. and i made some throwaway comment like "yeah ok but i'm not holding my breath on that one as he's so used to medicine he knows all of my tricks". Her response: Well just get your husband to hold him down while you force the dropper into his mouth. Me: Ummm, it's just me here but thanks for your help. I'll figure it out. I appreciate your time. Her:
Well maybe that's part of the problem then.