happy moldy drunk day

[Archie]

I have to go cut my ex's lawn tonight....

its not too big of yard. would take 10 mins with a push mower, but I only got hedge clippers.

anyone got a goat I can borrow?

 

[roguejuror]

eddie the cuban does that

 

[fiveteamer]

This guy know how to live and enjoy life.

 

[Oksana]

guy has faster fucking internet in the middle of nowhere than i do today...

no kidding - i feel like i'm living in a mudhut after seeing that

rogueyyyyyyyyyyyyyy - i love youuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Blitty]

I have to go cut my ex's lawn tonight....

its not too big of yard. would take 10 mins with a push mower, but I only got hedge clippers.

anyone got a goat I can borrow?

You cut your ex-gf's lawn? What's the story behind that?

 

[Archie]

I thought all guys just kept doing stuff for their ex's when they broke up..... no?

 

[Blitty]

I thought all guys just kept doing stuff for their ex's when they broke up..... no?

Maybe a random drunk BJ, but thats about it.

 

[Archie]

yeah I do that for him too, sometimes after cutting his grass...

I can't touch him with my body at all, just my mouth....I might get grass stains or blades on him...

Blitty I gotta run


make a "what kind of time do you spend with your ex poll"

thanks

 

[FreeFall]

I thought all guys just kept doing stuff for their ex's when they broke up..... no?

Hell no. I have a very strict once you're an ex you're always an ex. I also remove all forms of communication and refuse to speak with you ever again.

 

[fiveteamer]

I'll tell you what you don't do.

You don't watch her dog for her for four months and help store her shit in a locker space in your building that doesn't belong to you while she's out slobbing knobs.

Well you do that if you want to be rewarded with a $15 gift card to Subway. Up to you.

 

[binar-99]

My type of setup.

 

[rito]

10am and drinking? Its football season man get to work.

 

[Blitty]

I'll tell you what you don't do.

You don't watch her dog for her for four months and help store her shit in a locker space in your building that doesn't belong to you while she's out slobbing knobs.

Well you do that if you want to be rewarded with a $15 gift card to Subway. Up to you.

Did you purchase a meatball marinara sub with that gift card?

 

[fiveteamer]

I haven't used it yet. It's a very special gift, I need to approach with caution.

I could go for some meatball, though. Not the sandwich, the girl with the phenomenal ass.

 

[Blitty]

I haven't used it yet. It's a very special gift, I need to approach with caution.

I could go for some meatball, though. Not the sandwich, the girl with the phenomenal ass.

Fiver, I have been eating ass on the first date. I don't think thats normal. Any helpful tips, buddy?

 

[fiveteamer]

Put her on her stomach and start kissing her body. Work down toward her ass and kiss her cheeks. Spread the cheeks and take a whiff. If it doesn't smell like a rotting, open wound then start tossing that salad. I like to pretend that it is my first day in San Quentin and I need to put in work.

Then turn her over and kiss her. Let her taste her own ass.

 

[Matty]

I'll tell you what you don't do.

You don't watch her dog for her for four months and help store her shit in a locker space in your building that doesn't belong to you while she's out slobbing knobs.

Well you do that if you want to be rewarded with a $15 gift card to Subway. Up to you.

I'm sorry but

 

[FreeFall]

Put her on her stomach and start kissing her body. Work down toward her ass and kiss her cheeks. Spread the cheeks and take a whiff. If it doesn't smell like a rotting, open wound then start tossing that salad. I like to pretend that it is my first day in San Quentin and I need to put in work.

Then turn her over and kiss her. Let her taste her own ass.

you in CA fiver?