Were going to do a 10 day cleanse

[Archie]

I"m out already

no willpower...I suck

first day of school had me drained... it started with a small package of swedish fish, stashed in my desk drawer for who knows how many years..

then some cookies leftover from lunch that I stole

then some microwave popcorn

I'm gonna try to eat clean for dinner now, then start again

 

[l7ustin]

when i eat too many fruits i get nasty diarrhea. i dont think this cleanse is for me

 

[Cougar Bait]

This is like that episode of Seinfeld, except with more diarrhea.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

i hear this is great http://www.the17daydiet.com/

 

[Archie]

still eating


brocollli

 

[Archie]

after how bad I did in the draft, I think i'll have some wine as well

what color wine with Broccolli?

 

[Blitty]

Bigal wants to do a lemon, and something and something else fast for a few days too.... forgot about it till now

lemon, maple syrup, cayenne

 

[CaliGirlNY]

lemon, maple syrup, cayenne

my ex did this. he drank the pitcher, like you're suppsoed to, turned and looked at me and said "omg that was disgust.." and puked all over me.

 

[Archie]

baby carrots

yeah, she bought the ingredients today.... except the cayenne...

she thought we had that, we don't...

can I add a few shots of clear liquor?

 

[Archie]

my ex did this. he drank the pitcher, like you're suppsoed to, turned and looked at me and said "omg that was disgust.." and puked all over me.

Pitcher? all at once? I thought you just drank it through-out the day?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Pitcher? all at once? I thought you just drank it through-out the day?

i dunno. i thought it was silly from the start. we were at his parents house and standing in their kitchen when it happened. 2 seconds later his mom walked in to see me covered in puke (my hair, my shirt, all over) and christian (this is my college boy friend not the recent Chris) on the floor, kneeling dry heaving and me looking like i was about to puke, so she ran and got a waste basket and got my shirt off of me and threw it away, and stuck the trash can under christian, and she took the little dish hose on the kitchen sink and started rinsing out my hair for me (i loved that woman). in walks christian's dad to see me in my bra, rinsing puke out of my hair, his son on the floor looking like a heroin addict on withdrawl and his wife laughing at us and he goes "well this is a cluster fuck!" and walked back out.

telling that story even via typing has me cracking up laughing

 

[Archie]

yeah pretty sexy


what does the cayenne do? I just found some... gonna sprinkle some in my wine

 

[CaliGirlNY]

yeah pretty sexy


what does the cayenne do? I just found some... gonna sprinkle some in my wine

that might be good! let me know...

i think it speed up your bowls, just like any spicy food.

 

[Archie]

oh, I already have super fast bowels

my bowels should be in the olympics

Cali, would you ever have an affair with a man that was 65-75 lbs overweight?

 

[diogee]

Cleanses look hardcore. -24.3% chance I could stick it out for a week.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

oh, I already have super fast bowels

my bowels should be in the olympics

Cali, would you ever have an affair with a man that was 65-75 lbs overweight?

yes. my ex was 6'0 and like 240 at one point. i still loved him, even when he puked on me.

 

[Archie]

did he also live with his mother like me? or was that just a visit to his parent's house?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

maybe 240lbs is pushing it. maybe 230. i remember him being really upset about being over 200... then i know it went high up form there before he lost it all (extreme dieting and exercise)