First McRib experience

[Archie]

do you work out Mr. Monkey? gotta any greased up shirtless pics?

 

[MrMonkey]

Matty, Stage 3 is she gives some dumb reason avoiding Stage 1 and 2 and then asks "would you like a quick hand job?" Never ever say "JC I could do that myself" I need not tell you the answer to that respoinse!

Of course it will make you feel like a teenager again! Looking forward to reaching the age when I feel like a baby with diapers on and having somebody wipe my ass! :eek1:

 

[MrMonkey]

do you work out Mr. Monkey? gotta any greased up shirtless pics?

Are you kidding! I'm all skin and bones and no muscle! I guess I take a good pic!

 

[kato]

I like penis-vagina sex. And blowjobs are already included at the current stage.

I remember not liking sex much at all, blowjobs included, when I was really fat in the early '00s.

Boys self-image is key.

this is true

 

[MrMonkey]

I remember not liking sex much at all, blowjobs included

Using the MattyRains scale, how was the anal sex?

 

[MrMonkey]

?

 

[Matty]

(Fiver and I are taking it slow.)

 

[Mudcat]

I wonder what percentage of a McRib is food. I'll guess 46%.

 

[Acid Joe]

Had heard a lot of good things about it, mostly from older people who remembered its introduction in the 80's, so I had to have a taste of this American cult classic.

Verdict:

-Too much sauce
-Meat has little discernible flavor
-Presentation is bland, not enough onions and pickles

5.0 Matty Rains out of 10

Back in the day the McRib was awesome, I had one recently and......

it sucked.

Originally the sauce had a tang to it.... not happening.
Onions had bite.... not happening

and I don't foken remember pickles being on there.

I give the current McRib less than 5 Matty Rains.....

 

[Cougar Bait]

McDonald's isn't even real food. Didn't some chick let a burger sit on her fireplace for like 6 months and it never turned colors or spoiled or anything, just got hard...

Lots of better options out there, pretty much everywhere. Stay away from McD's and Taco Bell especially.

 

[Acid Joe]

I like penis-vagina sex. And blowjobs are already included at the current stage.

I remember not liking sex much at all, blowjobs included, when I was really fat in the early '00s.

Boys self-image is key.

Self Image is the key but i COULD IGNORE the vag completely for good solid BJ's....

 

[Matty]

Fucking a face feels better when you feel good about yourself to begin with is all.

Am jrunking it up at a beert fest. HOLLERRRRRR

 

[kato]

holer beert folife

glad ur having fun

 

[Acid Joe]

I"m doing wine and holler........

Gone for the night.... enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

 

[roguejuror]

I remember not liking sex much at all, blowjobs included, when I was really fat in the early '00s.

How fat were you?

 

[RayRay]

commercials out the ass for this shit again...

 

[Matty]

Fok the McRib in its saucy butthole.

:glenfiddich:

 

[Tron]

The only thing I would contemplate eating at McDonalds would be a biscuit and a coffee.

But I'd have to be starving and pressed for time.

Just FYI.