Obama to give National security statement soon

[mcbaseball10]

Any thoughts?

 

[rito]

BREAKING NEWS10:40 PM ET
Osama bin Laden Is Dead, White House Says

 

[mcbaseball10]

yay. Good to hear. Wonder who got him. Would be a good kill to put on your resume.

 

[fiveteamer]

USA wins again, unreal. These guys never lose.

 

[fiveteamer]

I love how CNN still shows the same fucking Al Qaeda training videos. The ones with the fuckers on the monkey bars. They've been showing that same shit for 10 years now.

 

[Polaroid]

Damnit, we should have had a preemptive "Osama Bin Laden dead" thread.

 

[Enigma]

watching sports is a better usage of my time

 

[mcbaseball10]

We were all asleep at the wheel on that thread Polaroid. I blame plommer.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

He gets 482,835 virgins now. He wins again.

 

[roguejuror]

What country?

 

[Matty]

Aghanistan

 

[fiveteamer]

Brampton

 

[fiveteamer]

Obama wins next election now

taaadaaa

 

[roguejuror]

It must be exciting to be a white house writer, you gotta come up with a fucking ace speech right away, measured with perfect impact

 

[Enigma]

He gets 482,835 virgins now. He wins again.

I hear he's still negotiating the terms

 

[roguejuror]

I hope shanty is safe

 

[Enigma]

good point roguey

 

[Matty]

Aghanistan

CNN flip-flopped. Pakistan in the end.