"Looking for some fun . . .interested?"

[fiveteamer]

Who are you? How did you know about that?

I'm not experienced in anything.

 

[Blitty]

Congrats on finding a woman with low self esteem who probably cries/cuts herself to sleep because she fucked an online bus driver.

cries slash cuts

Mara?

 

[Blitty]

Kickin incredibly dope shit

 

[fiveteamer]

Are we allowed to talk about Mara?

 

[fiveteamer]

I'm kind of disappointed that Matty couldn't close that deal. I mean he only had like what, five months.

Common one time Matty.

 

[Blitty]

Are we allowed to talk about Mara?

Good point. Better call her by her acronym: HCMB

Hipster Cutter Mistress Bitch.

 

[fiveteamer]

Oh man was she a hipster too? I thought she was a fukkin goth or something.

 

[Blitty]

Oh man was she a hipster too? I thought she was a fukkin goth or something.

Ya good call. She was more like: EGCMB

Emo Goth Cutter Mistress Bitch.

 

[reno cool]

unreal these guys