Vibrator commercials on tv now?

[Rubyn]

We just saw this on tv. I can't wait for the abortion and infidelity website commercials. Petty awesome that the fingertip thing comes with a free condom. My birthday is April 21st. Please hook a sister up.

Plommer, you ever try one of these?

 

[Jigsaw]

wow, what channel?

the guy's reaction at ~0:50 is classic

 

[Rubyn]

Yes, he is very excited that his wife got THREE of them!

 

[plommer]

We just saw this on tv. I can't wait for the abortion and infidelity website commercials. Petty awesome that the fingertip thing comes with a free condom. My birthday is April 21st. Please hook a sister up.

Plommer, you ever try one of these?

Rubyn, I have not as of yet tried one of these, pal.

If you are offering yourself (as we both know you are) as test subject it will not be difficult persuading me to assist you.

Rubyn, I am here for you sexually, pal.

 

[Bread]

Was on VH1. I really hope my dad was channel surfing and he caught this.

They'll be scraping chunks of his brain off the walls for weeks.

 

[kato]

they will gift wrap it too

mother's day here we come!

 

[Mudcat]

I like when they had 3 girls with their hair blown back.

 

[Rubyn]

Golly, if this is what it's like to finally feel like a woman....a REAL woman, I think I need to order one. Like, immediately.

 

[MrMonkey]

Question that everyone probably here knows the obvious answer to!

Why does Rubyn so eagerly need a vibrator? Please, no hate, I'm an adopted orphan!

 

[roguejuror]

I like when they had 3 girls with their hair blown back.

That was the punchline.

 

[plommer]

Question that everyone probably here knows the obvious answer to!

Why does Rubyn so eagerly need a vibrator? Please, no hate, am an adopted orphan!

No lead in Breads pencil.

 

[kato]

i want to fuck a hummingbird

 

[Rubyn]

Why does Rubyn so eagerly need a vibrator? Please, no hate, I'm an adopted orphan!

MrMonkey, I guess I am just too demanding for Bread's old balls.

 

[Rubyn]

i want to fuck a hummingbird

 

[MrMonkey]

MrMonkey, I guess I am just too demanding for Bread's old balls.

MrsM would probably do the same thing if she wasn't old school! Anyway, your meat pocket deserves to be happy!

 

[Mudcat]

That was the punchline.

It was deluxe because it wasn't just metaphorical, they actually had 3 girls with their hair physically blown back behind them. There was one, then another, then another.

I saw what they did there.

 

[Rubyn]

MrsM would probably do the same thing if she wasn't old school! Anyway, your meat pocket deserves to be happy!

What is a meat pocket? Sounds gross.

 

[Mudcat]

I bet I know what he means by meat pocket.