I pulled a plommer-esque creeper move tonight

[Blitty]

I got drunk and brought this chick home. We were having a sloppy makeout sesh. I tugged to hard at her jeans and broke the main rivet/button thing. It was awkward.

 

[stevek173]

 

[plommer]

I got drunk and brought this chick home. We were having a sloppy makeout sesh. I tugged to hard at her jeans and broke the main rivet/button thing. It was awkward.

Silly cunt, hookers take their own clothes off, the scenario you describe could never happen to me.

 

[Archie]

do you ever ask the hookers for any sort of role play scenarios Plommer?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I got drunk and brought this chick home. We were having a sloppy makeout sesh. I tugged to hard at her jeans and broke the main rivet/button thing. It was awkward.

Blitty, you gotta be careful of those NYC women. Their jeans can cost in the hundreds. if you are banging Lower East Side chicks though, it's alright. Their jeans are vintage.

 

[plommer]

do you ever ask the hookers for any sort of role play scenarios Plommer?

No Arch, i always thought it was assumed between both parties involved that she was role playing as girlfriend for a few minutes, even the "are you done yet" ? part.

I know Bread hears that alot from rubyn.

 

[Blitty]

Wow I was drunk last night! Forgot about this thread. No offense plom buddy.


Her text after she left. Jessie: "Hey I had fun last night! Except for the part where you broke the button on my jeans. Haha."


Fuck her. She has a horrible name. She's cut.

 

[Archie]

names are a big deal

 

[Tron]

Assuming she was a willing participant I see nothing wrong w/ what Blitty did. Women like it rough anyway. Don't let all their "I'm a nice girl that you'd want to introduce to your mother" talk fool you.

You should have kept going after the first one broke Blitty. Buttons all over the floor. The one timer.

 

[plommer]

Wow I was drunk last night! Forgot about this thread. No offense plom buddy.

None taken, pal.