How To Tell When You Are Getting Old

[Cougar Bait]

You have to stabilize yourself before you bend down.

You walk to the kitchen to get a banana and end up online in the bedroom looking up soup recipes.

Please add, for those with more experience in this arena...

 

[senco78]

taking afternoon naps

come home from work hurting, go to bed hurting, wake up hurting
my back is wrecked

some days my knees dont wanna cooperate
probally all work related but my body feels like a 50-60 yr old man

 

[stevek173]

Getting up, having to adjust.

More gray in my beard.

Ear hair.

Nose hair.

And the worst - Used to be i'd have to drink a full bottle before whiskey dinkie could be an issue. Now it's more like a half a bottle.

Irregular bowel movements

Worse hangovers

When I get sick, like this last flu, it is worse than ever before

 

[reno cool]

movements become more measured and deliberate. Getting in and out of a car is difficult.

goddamit I don't need a list for this.

 

[Mudcat]

You make a post about porn and someone says they find it surprising that you are participating in the discussion.

 

[Mudcat]

Advertisements for stuff like special insurance rates for good drivers over 50 seems more and more significant.

 

[Saulty]

Walking on a flat road feels like climbing up a mountain.

 

[plommer]

You make a post about porn and someone says they find it surprising that you are participating in the discussion.

You make a post about masturbating to porn and someone asks if you require Viagra to get it up for the jerk-off session.

 

[Tron]

Hangovers get ridiculous

Joint pain

 

[Cougar Bait]

"Texting" has to be explained to you.

I just went to the Verizon store with my Mom...it was truly hilarious.

 

[Saulty]

"Texting" has to be explained to you.

I just went to the Verizon store with my Mom...it was truly hilarious.

Good luck trying to explain "sexting" to her Cougar.

 

[wal66]

I am convinced nose hair is the leading cause of insanity. Ear hair is not nearly as annoying as nose hair, not even close.

The knees seem like the first to break down. Arthritis starts setting in and stuff just takes much longer to get loose in the mornings.

The backswing shortens, the drives shorten, the stroke quickens. Those 200 yard carries look impossible.

You don’t realize the decades ends on the 9.

 

[RogueScholar]

Whenever you call your friends at home, you have to ask "Is your Dad around?" I hate that all my friends are married with children now.

 

[tullamore]

My hair is turning gray and my best friend is going bald, we had a 45 minute conversation the other day about remedies that would fix these issues.

I felt like a failure at the end of the conversation.

 

[wal66]

My hair is turning gray and my best friend is going bald, we had a 45 minute conversation the other day about remedies that would fix these issues.

I felt like a failure at the end of the conversation.

My Plommer Moment:

Relax pal, your failure was confirmed long before the conversation ended.


ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cougar Bait]

Owning more than one pair of slippers.

 

[roguejuror]

Walking on a flat road feels like climbing up a mountain.

bulllshit pavy, you're as good as when you were 20

 

[Blitty]

flesh wounds take longer to heal