ALERT: Jose Bautista leads the MAJORS in home runs

[Herman]

 

[The Box Cleaners Daddy]

Jose is a total badass. Feel his power. First guy since 2007 to hit 50 right? amirite?

 

[Mudcat]

Shades of Brady Anderson no doubt.

 

[plommer]

Shades of Brady Anderson no doubt.

Brady Anderson's sunglasses?

 

[Mudcat]

I see what you did there.

 

[plommer]

I see what you did there.

Should be automatic for you, you pro.

I'd be concerned if you didn't see it, pal.

 

[Bread]

Fiver is such a homer. It's cute to see the most ruthless poster in the history of all the forums reduced to a dripping schoolgirl like this.

 

[tullamore]

Think the Pirates want him back.

 

[AlldayJ]

Hey guys, I know this might sound gay but I actually know Jose. My buddy used to play ball with him at Chipola. When Jose was on the Pirates and he would come play the Braves he would give my friend 4 tickets to each game of the series. Then after each game we would pick him up at his hotel (The Ritz Carlton in Atlanta) and take him to Buckhead. Dude partied like a rock star and actually paid for the tab at each bar we went to. I thought that was nice considering he didn't really know me. Then the last night we just went back to my friend's apartment and drank and played guitar hero.....that's right guys, Bautista loves Guitar Hero.

 

[plommer]

Hey guys, I know this might sound gay but I actually know Jose.

No way, Jose.

 

[fiveteamer]

Hey guys, I know this might sound gay but I actually know Jose. My buddy used to play ball with him at Chipola. When Jose was on the Pirates and he would come play the Braves he would give my friend 4 tickets to each game of the series. Then after each game we would pick him up at his hotel (The Ritz Carlton in Atlanta) and take him to Buckhead. Dude partied like a rock star and actually paid for the tab at each bar we went to. I thought that was nice considering he didn't really know me. Then the last night we just went back to my friend's apartment and drank and played guitar hero.....that's right guys, Bautista loves Guitar Hero.

POTM

 

[Radish]

WOW, dude came out of NOWHERE. Can someone set a decent over/under for how man tators he hits next year

 

[plommer]

WOW, dude came out of NOWHERE. Can someone set a decent over/under for how man tators he hits next year

Radish?

Tomato is a jealous cunt, you wont last the weekend.

Sorry pal. Expect to be banned soon.

 

[Acid Joe]

Radish?

Tomato is a jealous cunt, you wont last the weekend.

Sorry pal. Expect to be banned soon.

apperently all the veggies except potato and tomato are being banned as we speak.

 

[Fu Manchu]

apperently all the veggies except potato and tomato are being banned as we speak.

theres really only two others. its not like polaroid declared vegecide or anything.

 

[roguejuror]

POTM

o wow

 

[Acid Joe]

theres really only two others. its not like polaroid declared vegecide or anything.

Vegecide.... I like that word....

 

[fiveteamer]

silver slugger