Lost it

[plommer]

Had a few grams of coke last night.... know I didn't do them all but ya think I can find them this morning..... NOOOOO some cabbie is probably getting stoned now cuz it fell out of my pocket shit.

Grams?
Silly cunt, Coke is measured in mililitres or litres here in Canada.

 

[Acid Joe]

Grams?
Silly cunt, Coke is measured in mililitres or litres here in Canada.

Not from where I am from plommer......

 

[Bread]

8:00 am Get a football shaped drink
8:30 Craps table
9:00 ATM
9:30 Get a football shaped drink
10:00 Craps
11:00 Escorted out of casino for passing out at table
12:00 Bump into Loshak at The Plaza. Hit on some Midwestern fat chicks at bar.
12:05 Head to bathroom to wash the drink off my face
1:00 Bet on MLB game of the day
4:00 Head to counter to cash winning ticket. Shit. Lost it.
5:00 Head to room to get ready for bash dinner. Stop for football shaped drink on the way.
6:00 Go to bash dinner. No football shaped drinks. Shit.
6:05 Ask Paco for a refill. Oops.
7:00 Harass Bill Dozer.
8:00 Pass out for a minute. I'm good. I'm good.
9:00 Ask MonkeyF0cker for a good coke hookup. He says he'll be right back.
10:00 I don't think he's coming back. Fok.
11:00 Football shaped drink! Get picture with Elvis impersonator. Hunt for cheap hooker.
12:00 Discover Blitty's corpse in an alley.
1:00 Hit on Dance Girl. She totally wants me.

Wow this seemed like it was pretty accurate?

I posted my schedule on facebook here it is:

Wednesday studio 54
Thursday Tabu
Friday Bar noir
Saturday SBR poker tourney and bash
Sunday Scavenger hunt ..... find my liver
Monday Take liver to hospital and get blood transfusion
Tuesday back to work.

And some gambling will take place. and football shaped drinks

Speaking of scavenger hunts, I recently decided to come up with a road trip scavenger hunt game. Just something to help pass the time. I came up with half of these myself, other half I found online from existing scavenger hunts. Any other good suggestions? Should I add Guy in an Expos Cap?

Helicopter
Any roadkill
Dead possum
Green truck
Pissing Calvin sticker
#3 sticker
Puerto Rico flag
Truck testicles
Lawyer ad
McDonalds
RV
Harley
Dog
Hitchhiker
Panhandler
In Memory sticker or roadside memorial
Graveyard
Asian
Rude Seagull
BP
Lake
Ocean
NY plate
Flashing red light
Horse
School bus
License plate with a 3
License plate with an S
Stick family sticker
Girl on motorcycle
Railroad or train
Squirrel
Taxi
Driver on cell
Palm tree
Flag
Police/Fire/Ambulance
Bridge
Purple car
Hat
Church
Black person
Yellow vehicle
Uhaul
Applebees
Arbys
Political anything
Billboard with that guy who does vasectomies
The letter X
Cow
Zombie or homeless person
Tow truck
Bus

Probably make little cards and each person draws 10. Play for an hour see how many you get.

Oh man this is gonna be rad!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

If the dead possum is roadkill does it count for both?

I would add a license plate with a W and an ostrich.

 

[Bread]

Yea! And imagine if you had drawn Asian, black person, horse, McDonalds, lake...and you see Amerie eating a Big Mac riding a stallion through Lake Ontario!

GAME.OVER!

PS...adding ostrich.