What are you doing for Valentines Day?

[plommer]

I may splurge and go out for dinner & a movie and then give myself a handjob.

(I'm coming up on 1 year without sex [penetration OR oral] with another person)

You?

 

[kato]

celebrated last night - wife is working thr - fri night

good times

 

[plommer]

celebrated last night - wife is working thr - fri night

good times

I never knew mormons celebrated this holiday on the 12th instead of the 14th.

Like Chinese celebrate new years in July.

 

[kato]

 

[bacon]

This is already 5 stars imo

Prob a couple mugs and a couple games of pool, good every time.

Cami got early flowers, her room/office smells like early flowers.

 

[tullamore]

cooking food for couples who will pretend to be happy for a few hours, and then cheat on their spouse come Saturday.

 

[Blitty]

Either the $39 prix-fixe dinner special at a mid-town French restaurant.

Or

Cook up the fresh Blueapron.com food that I got in the mail for free from a promo.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I am working 7pm-3am

I have already decided the first sign of PDA at my bar, I am going to call out the couple and tell them all the reasons their union will not last.

Then I will drink a diet coke and cry like a bitch.

Oh Valentines Day, I love you so.

 

[FairWarning]

Don't forget the mens Valentine Day is March 14th - Steak and Blow Job Day. Wonder if Hallmark makes a card for that.

 

[bacon]

I fully endorse this post by Fairwarning.

 

[shdw01]

Don't forget the mens Valentine Day is March 14th - Steak and Blow Job Day. Wonder if Hallmark makes a card for that.

FW, i'm going to give you my wife's phone number so you can tell her this.....

please don't send her dick pics

 

[mrquincy]

I don't have to do anything. My gf could not give 2 shits about any holiday gifts... +EV. I dont have to sweat Xmas, Easter or Valentine's day. I have to work tomorrow night, and will just likely cook us a kick ass dinner. If it is warm enough ie 30's F, I will may break out the BBQ

 

[FairWarning]

FW, i'm going to give you my wife's phone number so you can tell her this.....

please don't send her dick pics

http://www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com

 

[Mudcat]

Jenny's birthday also happens to be Feb. 14th. We have agreed to go out for dinner and possibly a show, the only question is when. Prolly not until next weekend.

 

[Saulty]

I will go out for dinner and then I will call the yellow pages of Windsor to get a hooker for plommer.

 

[mrquincy]

I may splurge and go out for dinner & a movie and then give myself a handjob.

(I'm coming up on 1 year without sex [penetration OR oral] with another person)

You?

I guess it makes sense to go out and eat n stuff BEFORE you get the handjob done. That way you don't have to think about eating popcorn with a hand you just finished wiping sperm off of.

 

[PuckOff]

I don't have to do anything. My gf could not give 2 shits about any holiday gifts... +EV. I dont have to sweat Xmas, Easter or Valentine's day. I have to work tomorrow night, and will just likely cook us a kick ass dinner. If it is warm enough ie 30's F, I will may break out the BBQ

My wife is the exact same way.

 

[plommer]

Jenny's birthday also happens to be Feb. 14th. We have agreed to go out for dinner and possibly a show, the only question is when. Prolly not until next weekend.

Will there be boinking afterwards?

Yes -350
No +300