Top 5 underpaid, and overpaid NHL players

[Matty]

As determined by your humble asshole: http://bit.ly/1qOLB3m

 

[bacon]

Pretty sure you're a little better than yahoo's writers. But then again so are monkeys.

 

[bacon]

Voted yes on the taking people less seriously if they have tats thing, I always think about it's going to look when old age sets in.

They being said I do think they are about 1% more likely to beat me up as well.

 

[Matty]

The girl who put that poll up has both arms covered in random tats.

 

[bacon]

I bet she could beat the living shit out of me

 

[roguejuror]

definitely machu lingo

 

[Matty]

Article is doing poorly so far.

People aren't ready for the Truth.

 

[bacon]

The truth is out there

-Mulder

 

[bacon]

After work I am giving that article an intelligent positive review.

 

[roguejuror]

how you released it? social media?

 

[Matty]

My boss tweeted it and posted it on our English FB page. (I control the French shit.)

Unless our articles get picked up by bigger names than us, we don't get that much traction with our stuff.

Anyhoo my piece is picking up some speed.

Go article.

 

[bacon]

It really is good - very detailed but interesting enough to be worth the read. Your penmanship needs work but the rest is very good.

 

[Matty]

Your face's penmanship needs work, but the rest of your face is very good.

 

[bacon]

that is so confusing

 

[Matty]

Just messing. I asked the editor-in-chief to fix my awkward English but he published it as-is. I know some of the phrasing is odd but fok me if I can fix it myself.

I don't speak English.

 

[bacon]

Do you want a comment on there? If you don't that's cool, but if you do I would like to hook it up. My streedcred could make it go viral - or cost you your job.

 

[Matty]

Go ahead - I have to approve comments before they go live anyway.

 

[bacon]

word