SteveK sings and random posts

[stevek]

I will say this -

People around here are real cool about stuff.

In my drunkenness I've been wandering the streets trying to cover U2, KOL, Incubus etc. very loudly even with people around me. No one cares.

Guy at convenience store has to walk me through using my card and I'm like dude, I'm basted and I'm sorry. He just says you might want to take it easy with that man.

Pretty cool.

Also, I don't need a public drunkenness problem, or to get mugged.

So yeah, gotta chill.

What I need to do is get a good guitar, get good and play the bars. Get a good job, poker (because I am pretty good at times) on the side.

Get married.

 

[Matty]

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO HIS CURB YOUR ALCOHOL ABUSE

ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IN LIFE ARE CAUSED BY YOUR ALCOHOLISM

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

THIS IS YOUR #1 PRIORITY

 

[Matty]

Alcohol Detox at Home

Attending rehab is the safest and most effective way to overcome alcohol addiction, but it is possible to safely go through alcohol detox at home.

www.drugrehab.com

 

[Archie]

let's make some changes

 

[stevek]

Lol wow.

Ok so my Uber driver shows up with her kids in the car. I paid extra for the XLarge vehicle because I have a lot of stuff.

Then? She screams at me multiple times because HER GPS couldn't find the address.

Then? The strong finish. She throws all my stuff on the curb for anyone to take. Thank God they didn't.

Ah yeah, fucko Good luck with your next career choice.

 

[stevek]

I'm here now. Thank you Jesus.

I will NOT be binging snd trashing this room. In a heatwave that took everything I fucking have man. So completely fucked up.

I have huge blisters on my feet because of...............

ME. My hamstrings are fucking killing me.

My took hurts.

I have a migraine.

Time to chill, heal up, and get on point for finding a job, playing the best PLO I am capable of, and becoming the best musician I am capable of.

The guitar isn't that bad just my tuner app sucked. It's a keeper. .

Fuck.

Never, ever again.

 

[Archie]

anyone got a life tuner?

 

[Matty]

Stevie the guitar doesn't matter. What matters is that you stop being a drunk transient. Stop having to reset your whole life every year. It all starts with the drinking.

Buy beer you can't afford to get completely obliterated on. You'll drink less and you can share your discoveries in the drinking thread here.

 

[Dingo]

You need to find purpose in your life ,Eggs.
You’re life is too unstructured for someone with uncontrollable vices
Good Luck

 

[stevek]

The purpose of my life is


YOUR MOM

 

[Matty]

I feel like this is going well 👌

 

[Dingo]

My mother passed away when I was a child

Dont make me summon Plommer !!!!

 

[Dingo]

Carry on My Wayward Son

 

[stevek]

My mother passed away when I was a child

Dont make me summon Plommer !!!!

Lol, I'm not afraid of fatass epussy scum.

I'll take his butt ugly troll face and I'll rub it in his own shit, after I make him shit his pants.

Which would actually improve his appearance.

Sorry to hear that about your Mother though.

 

[stevek]

Rogie I need a coke connection and a weed connection.

Thanks in advance.

 

[roguejuror]

Weed would do you better than Coors Light

 

[stevek]

Lol I just smoked some the other night.

It felt so good. Paranoia, pain gone.

 

[Archie]

It felt so good. Paranoia, pain gone.

what hurts ya, Brother?