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Or as I like to call it....HAPPY WE CAN ALL SIN NOW AND HAND IT OFF TO THAT DEAD GUY Day. YAYAYYAAYY!!!

Do you guys really think that Jesus was dead inside that tomb on Saturday? I bet he wasn't. I bet he was just hanging out in there...doing some pull-ups to pass the time or something. Maybe inventing shoe polish or Eskimos. Then on Sunday...BOOYAH!!!

Man, what a stinker that Jesus is!! :angel:
 
Both the Mrs and I were brought up as faithfully practicing Catholics. Saw first hand (the public wouldn't know this) how it's all about the buck and how they need to get as much of it as they can. Hypocrites!

We believe in God still, just look at it as the people running the show are not holy people. My son and friends from school mostly think there is some supreme being but just not the God we picture. Hope someone understands what I just wrote?
 
We use to go to church on an almost regular weekly basis but now haven't gone even on Christmas or Easter for at least 2-3 years. We believe not necessary and just continue trying to be nice to others in our everyday life.

Funny thing is use to love to go one particular mass, where a guy all the way in the back would sometime near the end of mass just out of the blue jump up and yell "Alleluia". Love to look at the people's startled faces when he did it. MrsM use to tell me stop looking over there during the mass. I get excited, when's he going to do it, when's he going to do it? :lmao:
 
good call on the pull ups, most likely alot of burpees and situps too..... from a cross section of crucifixes i've seen in my day.... you can tell that Jesus must have been one ripped white ass mother fucker in the midst of the Jerusaalem, so yeah.... I'd say p90x was invented inside that tomb
 
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Do you guys really think that Jesus was dead inside that tomb on Saturday? I bet he wasn't. I bet he was just hanging out in there...doing some pull-ups to pass the time or something. Maybe inventing shoe polish or Eskimos. Then on Sunday...BOOYAH!!!
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Probably he was just pretending to be dead in order to get out of a family get-together and really he just wanted to watch the Final Four in peace.

A tradition my brother carries on to this day.
 
Robyn
MrMonkey, I am also Agnostic. I believe there has to be some architect behind all of this but I just can not buy into religion.
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I'm sorry but I am an ardent agnostic and it is near and dear to my heart and I have to nit pick at that. It seems contradictory. The second sentence seems theistic and counter to the principles of agnosticism.
 
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I'm sorry but I am an ardent agnostic and it is near and dear to my heart and I have to nit pick at that. It seems contradictory. The second sentence seems theistic and counter to the principles of agnosticism.
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I don't think she meant "architect" in that sense. I use "God" as a convenient substitute for "whatever triggered all that spinning shit" and I think Robyn meant it that way too.

I find agnosticism a bit weaselly. There, I said it.
 
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was washing my truck this morning and the holy rollers come walking up to pass out flyers or some shit about easter.
the look on their face when I " accidentally" sprayed water over the truck and wet them was priceless.
 
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