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Okay so lobster boy is at my house visiting my brother (also known as chet)

So hes been here a few days and he's borderline mentally fuking retarded. Chet is sleeping right now and has been all day so this fuking kid is following me around the house. Me i'm steaming for going 0-2 today and this kid literally can't stay still. I;m in my living room sitting on the couch watching mlb. This kid has literally sat on the couch next to me and walked away into the kitchen about and back to the couch about 30 times in a 40 minute span. He has tryed to make conversations with me like forcing anything any ballshit small talk he can think of and i just kinda answer yes or no as basic and as compact as i can since hes being borderline annoying/ want to rip my hair out etc.

Hey pat is that the cardinals? Yes

I hate the cardinals. (me: silence)

Hey pat how are you? (silence for about 30 seconds: "im good"

hey pat can i use the computer... So not to be rude even though being a guest in someone elses house and asking to use their shit is fuking rude as bread snorting coke off of a 70 old lady at the gay parade.

So he uses the mother fuker for like 3 hours straight.

I ask politely for it back and he gives it back to me in like 5 mins.


Now he's repeating all the above and he can't stop.


I went upstairs to take a shit and he followed me upstairs to the bathroom door until i had to tell him. Dude i'm taking a shit. Than he babbles empty nothing ness and walks away ever so awkwardly.

This must be what it's like to have a wife.

Short attention span always wants to be entertained because they are simple minded boring people in general.

The end.

And yes i know my grammar is terrible. I don't give a shit.:assassin:
 
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Here is the little prick.
 
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Okay so lobster boy is at my house visiting my brother (also known as chet)

So hes been here a few days and he's borderline mentally fuking retarded. Chet is sleeping right now and has been all day so this fuking kid is following me around the house. Me i'm steaming for going 0-2 today and this kid literally can't stay still. I;m in my living room sitting on the couch watching mlb. This kid has literally sat on the couch next to me and walked away into the kitchen about and back to the couch about 30 times in a 40 minute span. He has tryed to make conversations with me like forcing anything any ballshit small talk he can think of and i just kinda answer yes or no as basic and as compact as i can since hes being borderline annoying/ want to rip my hair out etc.

Hey pat is that the cardinals? Yes

I hate the cardinals. (me: silence)

Hey pat how are you? (silence for about 30 seconds: "im good"

hey pat can i use the computer... So not to be rude even though being a guest in someone elses house and asking to use their shit is fuking rude as bread snorting coke off of a 70 old lady at the gay parade.

So he uses the mother fuker for like 3 hours straight.

I ask politely for it back and he gives it back to me in like 5 mins.


Now he's repeating all the above and he can't stop.


I went upstairs to take a shit and he followed me upstairs to the bathroom door until i had to tell him. Dude i'm taking a shit. Than he babbles empty nothing ness and walks away ever so awkwardly.

This must be what it's like to have a wife.
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Yes! Oh my god YES!! It's exactly like this. Thank God, finally, someone understands what I'm going through.
 
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