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I have a theory about Men and Women:

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If we didn't have sex binding us together. We'd have almost nothing in common.

We'd become two different species, neither wanting to have anything to do with the other.

Now, here's the fucked up part:

Within the next 20 years or so, probably even shorter, this will happen due to the advancing state-of-the-art in computer intelligence.

Crazy right? Hear me out.

In 20 years, dudes will be able to buy the ultimate in a 3D experience chick in software, absolutely drop dead hot, willing to do *anything* to please, 100% loyal no matter what you do or say, can talk football, all with out STDs or mothers-in-law.

The ladies will be able to buy that sensitive hunk, who will listen and respond to all that drivel you want to talk about, and knows what you want before you know it.

This will happen.
 
This theory reeks of extreme superficiality and disenfranchisement from the opposite sex. It is not something I share.

I suspect pally would be on board with this theory.

OK, for $59.95 no need for hookers, or pornos. You just jack in and have a great time.

After a while you start wondering: why am I putting up with all that shit from the GF/wife/sig other.

ALL of the Degens on the gambling forums will move into this world immediately when available. Shit, 90% are there already.
 
I suspect pally would be on board with this theory.

pally would not be happy about a super hot digi-chick. He'd go door to door to make people sign his petition - sadly though, after knocking on 150,000 doors and collecting only 3 signatures, he would let go of his dream for a plus-plus-plus-size 3D sex slave. Then he'd start a thread at Gamelive to complain that he cannot get laid no matter what, boys.

It's funny cause it's true.
 
pally would not be happy about a super hot digi-chick. He'd go door to door to make people sign his petition - sadly though, after knocking on 150,000 doors and collecting only 3 signatures, he would let go of his dream for a plus-plus-plus-size 3D sex slave. Then he'd start a thread at Gamelive to complain that he cannot get laid no matter what, boys.

It's funny cause it's true.

whoah
 
If we didn't have sex binding us together. We'd have almost nothing in common.

We'd become two different species, neither wanting to have anything to do with the other.

Now, here's the fucked up part:

Within the next 20 years or so, probably even shorter, this will happen due to the advancing state-of-the-art in computer intelligence.

Crazy right? Hear me out.

In 20 years, dudes will be able to buy the ultimate in a 3D experience chick in software, absolutely drop dead hot, willing to do *anything* to please, 100% loyal no matter what you do or say, can talk football, all with out STDs or mothers-in-law.

The ladies will be able to buy that sensitive hunk, who will listen and respond to all that drivel you want to talk about, and knows what you want before you know it.

This will happen.

I thought that was great. so are tits and pussy though so wtf?