ALERT - The Blittsmeister is in a relationship

[Matty]

Facebook officials have confirmed the news.

Well played pal.

MiniBlitty can't be too far behind.

OD KROW and all that.

 

[plommer]

I wonder if she's figured out why his dick stinks?

 

[Blitty]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

 

[roguejuror]

I thought yall were too cool for that?

 

[Blitty]

I'm becoming a square pawn like matchoo these days.

 

[roguejuror]

Matchoo when is your wedding day?

 

[fiveteamer]

Congrats buddy. Hopefully this will be a long lasting meaningful endeavor in which you will find a new deep meaning and understanding of yourself.

 

[fiveteamer]

Matchoo doesn't even drink anymore. What's the point of living.

 

[roguejuror]

Matchoo if someone is trying to steal your bike.

[LIVELEAK]877_1381654222[/LIVELEAK]

 

[Tron]

Why did Matty quit drinking?

Like really quit drinking?

Like beer and wine too?


Blitty will be in the same relationship in 6 months +275

 

[kato]

i believe in blitty

 

[Blitty]

We will never stop drinking: -3000

 

[Saulty]

Why did Matty quit drinking?

Like really quit drinking?

Like beer and wine too?


Blitty will be in the same relationship in 6 months +275

Maybe he is being supportive to his significant other during her pregnancy where she can't drink. But trust me once he changes his first diaper at 3 am he will start drinking again.

 

[Matty]

Didn't quit shit. Matty's been doing more motorcycling than drinking lately is all. Was not allowed to get caught with any alcohol in my blood on my M1 license. M2 now allows up to 0.05.

Gentlemen, LGW.

 

[Tron]

Blitty will be in the same relationship in 6 months +275

HUGH dog cashes!


Relationship weight gain, though.

It's very difficult to not gain weight when going from single slayer to relationship guy.

 

[bacon]

 

[Blitty]

I mean dog won. Read that wrong. Woof

 

[Matty]

The dog lost what?