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If a man walks up to you and says he has an invisible magic elf sitting on his head, do you automatically believe his claim? Yeah, me too.

You're welcome. I will comment no further on this enticing story.

Let me preface this story with "this is NOT me". Because I am a vegetarian male robot. Okay. Not. Me. A close relation to this godless robot went to college with one of the band members of Electric Six and threw up a Big Mac on them during a certain sexual act.

I will go anywhere, anytime.

I thought of you when I saw this today Potato:

Daft, you have taught me so much about potatoes. First, a post by you inspired me to buy some russets. You had mentioned that you were baking a potato and gave the instructions. I was on my way to the grocery store anyway so I thought, sure, I can bake a potato. Delicious. Now this. I didn't...

Thanks.

Northern Thailand

Maybe that's the problem right there. I think I'm giving people the evil eye, and all they can do is get lost in the sea of beauty that are my eyeballs. It's just so hard to be me. If only I had less attractive eyes. *sigh* I am a cursed robot.

Lawns are for PAWNS. Penn and Teller: Bullshit....Lawns

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I HATE being jostled. Where it bugs me the most is at this salad bar place I go to on a somewhat regular basis. When people come up behind me in line and bang their tray into the back of my tray on the metal rails where you slide the trays towards the cash register. It is almost always a old...

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fuck.

Razor. I'm on your side buddy. I know how this goes. People keep telling me that I'm this Mrs. X character. Sure she's funny and smart, a great writer, incredibly witty, sensitive with an edge, not to mention stunningly gorgeous blue eyes but....although, yes I am most of those things and more...

Daft, you can still call me. I'm not shy with strippers.

Totally ghey, and robots don't have boobs.

I hate baseball. Daft, call me, we'll go drink some whiskey and pick up strippers.

If it didn't conflict with my plans in San Diego, I was considering it.

Are you going to Pre Heat? I just checked their FB and it looks like tickets are sold out. That can't be right can it?