Remember this?
" Do your balls hang low.
Do they wobble to and fro.
Can you throw them over your shoulder like an army soldier.
Do your balls, hang, low."
Saw Elvis in concert when I was a kid. My mother took my brother and I.
Don't remember a whole lot from it. Do remember women tossing bras and panties on stage.
No, my mom wasn't one of them.
You're around the mid-point of your life Bread. Same here.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and think about what I would look like dead.
As you get older things change and what you think about changes.
I've heard many people older than me say that they feel like the best part is the...