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You made Helen turn purple with all your talk about nipples. A Korean turning purple is quite a sight. We also learned that I would not sand off my nipples for 100K and Taco would rather get "I love S & M" tattooed above his privates rather than a lactating dolphin tattooed on his ankle.

He got out of going to a wedding today because "his face hurt too much". We're staying in LA an extra day. He's coming over later for more destruction troubles.

Are you okay?

What the hell????!!!!!! You told your family before US? Jesus. .......I just can't leave it like that no matter how incredibly funny it is in my head. I am thrilled and very excited for you both. Congratulations and hugs for you and the Mrs.

Are you wanting to lose it because you can't justify the cost of a new phone? It's still expensive, but you can get a first generation DROID for about $150 on ebay.

BGS what do you think is so different about you and us? Matty, quiet? Yeah, maybe. Or, maybe everyone else is just really loud. You're saying like zen master kung foo calm strike quiet right?

We might just go eat dinner and all flop down on our other friend's couch at her house in Cerritos. We're pretty bedraggled. Our plan was to get back to Denver by Monday but we might extend that a day or two. Last time we all met up in LA, there was an amazing home made bottle of cinnamon...

Hey, here we are. We're a hour away from Taco's house. I'm sure he'll give us some shady coordinates again with some thin excuse so we will never be able to track him down at will. Taco is pro.

We're planning on being back Tuesday the 30th.

I was going to read this outloud to Mr. X and wanted to preface it with "did you read Mudcat's answer" and I said, "Did you read Mud cancer". I guess you had to be here.

I think the title of the thread was "Describe your Thanksgiving". Stating that I thought it was going to be a long day is complaining? Go fuck yourself. Happy Thanksgiving.

1. Are you telling me to ask Bread about the specific material on your phone, or to ask Bread to confirm the intense level of your horniness? 2. Are you telling me that it's emotionally hard for you to get rid of some home made porn that works for you on a level that no other porn could but...

Okay, your super horny and you have porn on your phone. You also have marriage ending, life ruining stuff of there. Yes? Two separate things? Or are you saying that if some of the people in your life found regular run of the mill porn on your phone, the apocalypse would come to pass...

I knew it. Playing all innocent, trying to pretend you don't know. Cougar's a looner. Good for you man. Get that kink on.

Reno, you know we're always just a mouse click away.

Considering that you're already living pretty healthily physically, I think that other things you can do will pale in comparison to getting a good nights sleep.

1. If this is true that you would be "wrecked" by information that you're needlessly carrying around in your phone, why are you carrying this information around unsecurely? 2. What if instead of feeling like you might be crushed if anyone you knew (that probably watches the same porn as you)...

Revealing pictures and video of yourself, or just general porn? Animal porn? Gay porn? Balloon porn? Are you saying like your mom would find your phone or something? I'm trying to conjure up an image of "anyone" that would know you, find your phone and give you troubles about what was on it.

Unless you've got kiddie porn on there, what are you nervous about?