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Jewbag

Cheap fuck. Talking a guy down is one thing but niggering someone is another. You're a niggerer.

Having a party at the house that's probably gonna cost 2500 bucks. I figure I need 4 gallons of vodka minimum. I don't think people will be talking about what disgusting vodka I served them.

Another titos and Coke deal Add in a case of beer for 12.99 and get a pack of ball park dogs AND buns....for a penny.

I just had a 47$ steak and I don't think it was that good. Then juiced me for 4.95 to upgrade to garlic mashed potatoes..which were good but cmon man..

Sawdust

Bought a handle of titos and got a 12 pack of coke for a penny. Limit 1 I'm going back every day as its on my ride home.

I understand what you mean and I think you understand what I mean.

Lack of free pussy can make a man pretty upset

Looks edible to me.

House has a raise kicking in June 1. Don't know how much it is.

In 2 months it will be like you were never even there.

Don't know what a crank bump is. Talkin your standard white substance. Massage 60+40 tip. She knows what she has to do to make that 40 dollar tip.

Long as she washes my clothes and I get some sex I can deal with the rest.

Gay thread.

Got a free bump from semone at the bar though...

$100 Massage parlor 250$ wedding gift. Bar tab after wedding...don't know...left my credit card there.

A lot of hot women are bitches.

My wife is hot.

When you need to call someone hunny, find the chick that wears an armband on her serving tray arm because her wrist or forearm is all fucked up from years and years of carrying trays. That's your girl. Leave the other chicks alone. They think you're a creep and a loser for making slinging drinks...