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  1. Matty

    Giving Comedy a Try

    Speak faster and edit tighter. We all have turbo-ADD at this point. I felt the urge to set you to 1.5x playback speed. Punchline was funny. I will keep watching, and provide unsolicited criticism. 🤝
  2. Matty

    Steves gets his life together

    What % of people even pick up the phone?
  3. Matty

    Random thoughts

  4. Matty

    JUST INVITED… 🏒

    Would the hockey seats be free? If so, let her touch your penis Shorty.
  5. Matty

    WEATHER WHERE YOU ARE… 🙋🏿‍♂️

    9 Canadian degrees right now Fokkin balmy
  6. Matty

    Random thoughts

  7. Matty

    No Homo

  8. Matty

    Big Boys Club

    Been cycling 12-15 hours a week for the last several weeks. Suddenly making HUGH gains in performance and fitness. 🥳 I should be somewhat competitive for my first race in May.
  9. Matty

    Big Boys Club

    That sucks! I'm technically not allowed to store bikes on my balconies either. So I only keep 4 of them there. 😅 My condo's cardio room is also a turd. They're about to renew it, hopefully they get some sort of smart bikes in. Stationary cycling on the balcony sucks balls in the winter.
  10. Matty

    Big Boys Club

    People spend hundreds of dollars a month on all sorts of useless junk/hobbies/substances. Do it.
  11. Matty

    Everything cost an arm and an egg

    That is correct.
  12. Matty

    Everything cost an arm and an egg

    In somewhat related news, we may be moving across the hall. One more bathroom and an extra 100 sq ft for 50 dollorz less per month. Yes please. Afraid we're about enter a bidding war though. The owner-occupants-turned-landlords listed the unit too low.
  13. Matty

    Everything cost an arm and an egg

    It's wild in Toronto right now. Anyone who isn't making 150-200k a year is either renting a tiny apt/condo, living with family/multiple roommates, or living the van life. Wife and I are doing ok but we'll still be renting until we inherit some sort of downpayment. We ain't saving much of anything.
  14. Matty

    Big Boys Club

    I'm registering for my first road race in May. 🚴 Gonna be racing some old fucks in the "Masters 3" 45-54 age category along with "Elite 4" beginners. Should be fun. 🥳
  15. Matty

    Big Boys Club

    God bless your piping kato-san
  16. Matty

    Need assistance with a SBR issue

    I'm bamboozled by the feistiness on display. Tron is a teddy bear. Eat a dick Caspy.