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[FairWarning]

Seems to be very cliquish around these parts. I'll break the ice here and answer questions from an outsiders POV.

GO

 

[Teela]

Can you explain the proposed insurance plan? Thanks.

 

[Bread]

1. Why me?
2. Why does Fiveteamer hate you?
3. Who is the best CRUSHER on all the boards?

 

[IAG]

Would you cut off your dominant hand for a million dollars?

 

[roguejuror]

What do you think of rayray?

 

[Bread]

Would you cut off your dominant hand for a million dollars?

I know it's not my thread, but you got me thinking.

Can you give me a couple more details on this please, per your parameters?

Who is cutting off my hand? Me or someone else?

Is it a surgery? Or a gruesome 'saw off your forearm after a swig of whiskey' type shit?

Important factors here my dear.

 

[Teela]

The hand you masturbate with, Bread.

 

[IAG]

I know it's not my thread, but you got me thinking.

Can you give me a couple more details on this please, per your parameters?

Who is cutting off my hand? Me or someone else?

Is it a surgery? Or a gruesome 'saw off your forearm after a swig of whiskey' type shit?

Important factors here my dear.

I actually started a thread on this at SP a few weeks back. For purposes of this scenario you are just losing it...no real cutting involved...you just lose the use of it.

 

[FairWarning]

Would you cut off your dominant hand for a million dollars?

SInce the canadian dollar worth more, it has to be in canadian dollars. My surgeon asked me the same question and I told him only if I get a Obama cabinet position.

 

[Bread]

I actually started a thread on this at SP a few weeks back. For purposes of this scenario you are just losing it...no real cutting involved...you just lose the use of it.

Like POOF and it disappears into the crowd??

Oh shit throw me dat money!!! YES!

 

[IAG]

Who is Pierre?

Will the Yankees game stay under?

What do you think of buying points on NBA totals over 200?

 

[FairWarning]

Can you explain the proposed insurance plan? Thanks.

Be a working fool to support the non-working fools. Simple, huh?

 

[Matty]

A/S/L?

Who's your favorite Forumville poster of all-time?

Why are you posting here?

Why has TheRx gone downhill so much since 2006?

How can we go faster than c?

 

[IAG]

Like POOF and it disappears into the crowd??

Oh shit throw me dat money!!! YES!

Yes it goes into the frozen pond. Then you get to decide if you would dive in to save your dog and your severed hand.

And yes I realize you can't really dive into a frozen pond.

 

[FairWarning]

1. Why me?
2. Why does Fiveteamer hate you?
3. Who is the best CRUSHER on all the boards?

1-Why not you?
2-Jealousy
3-Depends on the crushing. I'm crushing it this week.

 

[FairWarning]

What do you think of rayray?

Ray Ray and I could be brothers.

 

[Bread]

Good stuff so far. A few more since we already paid for the candles.

4. Do you miss Pavy?
5. Do you miss Immortality?
6. Do you miss Jello?
7. Do you miss Travis Fryman?

 

[FairWarning]

Who is Pierre?

Will the Yankees game stay under?

What do you think of buying points on NBA totals over 200?

Pierre is from South Dakota. Every person I know from South Dakota is sharp

Yankees game will stay under.

Read my signature for the buying points question