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During a state test (think SAT):

Student gets Trojan condom (size small - LOL) out of backpack.

Student decides to blow up condom in class and make a balloon.

Student starts stroking the condom, making sounds such as "ohhh yeahhh, yeahhh"

Mr. Tomato asks student to put the condom in his backpack. Student responds "Fuck you faggot"
 
I have mixed feelings about alot of the gun culture in the states especially when it comes to alot of the gun dealers and manufacturers just flooding the country with firearms out of greed but the concealed carry permits has been a success and its not licensed people being trained in concealed carry classes who are committing the crimes involving guns. Concealed carry permits and arming some teachers in certain schools, like arming pilots etc. to maintain order needs to be looked at, not just for school shooters,terrorists etc. but just dealing with post 1960s social decay in the states. America is an exciting country to live in but its a country of massive contrasts. You teach in the bay area and Oakland don't you, I guarantee you the palo alto,mountain view, south bay suburban schools dont deal with shit like this.

Having armed teacher would put alot more discipline in the public schools and the troubled school districts for sure, roll call would be a whole different lol. Armed teachers in the inner city and troubled schools trained in how to deal with gang members,thugs, and all the scumbags who just have no desire to learn and help the kids who want to learn, the people who oppose it can just send their kids to charter schools or private schools but they will anyway. I think you live in California and this sounds like you are teaching in the public school system so probably not much hope in the gun solution from my experience of living in California.

Hang in there Tomato. You havent thought yet about teaching in the charter schools or private schools or a different district. I don't think there is much hope right now for alot of these inner cities until there is a massive change in our culture. I admire you for teaching in these schools, but you really arent thinking about charter/private schools or teaching in a different district?
 
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A culture to transform Americas cities,schools etc. A more disciplined culture like Japan and Singapore.

Order and discipline. Like so many of the countries in Asia killing it on the Timms scores. Discipline ,school uniforms, study and a (Disciplined= moral culture) in the schools. Total discipline and wipe out these idiots like the condom guy in the CSTs with poor values who exploit their communities make their communities poor. Crush them

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/crime/2011/03/stop_thief_thank_you.html
 
American

Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

-Blittydeuce

I refuse to accept this. I believe that man will not merely endure: he will prevail. He is immortal, not because he alone among creatures has an inexhaustible voice, but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of compassion and sacrifice and endurance. The poet's, the writer's, duty is to write about these things. It is his privilege to help man endure by lifting his heart, by reminding him of the courage and honor and hope and pride and compassion and pity and sacrifice which have been the glory of his past. The poet's voice need not merely be the record of man, it can be one of the props, the pillars to help him endure and prevail

- Blittydeuce 2012 I forgot which thread


All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin, and therefore, as a free man, I take pride in the words, Ich bin ein Berliner

- Gregm 2013- uttered today eating the banana cream blizzard from dairy queen



I just found out Ich bin ein Berliner could be translated to mean "I am a Jelly Donut" in german. fuck

http://www.forbes.com/sites/quora/2011/11/15/did-jfk-claim-to-be-a-donut/
 
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gregm
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

-Blittydeuce
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my carnalito is a philosopher :yes:
 
MrMonkey
Tomato, we need answers here teach! You start a thread and you go AWOL! Are you too busy grading test papers? Hope you haven't tucked yourself in, know it's a school night but how much sleep you need? My 3rd grade teacher was probably 70 and he stayed up later than this!

Oh little advice, just cause a student brings you in an apple, doesn't mean their not up to doing troubles! Keep a close eye on them!

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Wow, I look like a faggot in this picture. I actually want to fight myself.
 
fiveteamer
Wow, I look like a faggot in this picture. I actually want to fight myself.
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Jeessuus!!!!!! No way my friend! Hoping you're not serious! No other GL member had an apple!

Now start getting positive! That's it, better take you off my list! I had such a funny story (in my mind) to write involving you and CGNY! Maybe sub Matty but it's a part only you could play!
 
Tomato
During a state test (think SAT):

Student gets Trojan condom (size small - LOL) out of backpack.

Student decides to blow up condom in class and make a balloon.

Student starts stroking the condom, making sounds such as "ohhh yeahhh, yeahhh"

Mr. Tomato asks student to put the condom in his backpack. Student responds "Fuck you faggot"
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:ohmy: Fuck you right back you pencil-dicked potty mouth!

:tomato:
 
I once got kicked out of a class in CU for causing trouble. She told me there is a waiting list for this class and we dont need your shit. So you're out.
Oddly enough it was a sociology class called Deviance in society or some such bullshit. totally lame.:choke:
 
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