Sicilians were Spawned by Niggers

[EnglishMike]

ok EM it is. Welcome back homey. How is a Kidderminster doing these days EM? That wad your home team right?

Southampton salty. Only the real EM would know that actually.

 

[Saulty]

This is the real one. He can't guess his favorite soccer team.

 

[Blitty]

Wow the it's really him!!

Welcome back ol' chap!!

 

[Blitty]

Where the hell you been, you limey bastard??

 

[EnglishMike]

Where the hell you been, you limey bastard??

I'd love to say something really interesting here but I can't, just doing what people do I suppose. Still married to the green card and still watching shit baseball down at Petco.

I'm fukkin depressed son and just assumed this forum would be a natural progression lol

 

[roguejuror]

I'm fukkin depressed son and just assumed this forum would be a natural progression lol

Not bad choice, we're down in the hole. Durito is living in Denver, Bread and Robyn are divorced, fiveteamer has cancer. Once in awhile Mudcat sings for us.

 

[EnglishMike]

Durito is living in Denver

Durito always had the ability to tell people to fukk off without actually saying it. It's a natural gift. I'm sure Denver are delighted.

Bread and Robyn are divorced

This is not a shock, he was punching above his weight to start with. Just think Larry Holmes in his prime going up against Floyd Mayweather. Sure, it's a boxing match but.....

fiveteamer has cancer

I'm 99.999999999999999% certain you wouldn't joke about that and if true that's not good. Teamers a good guy, always was.

Once in awhile Mudcat sings for us.

Isn't this like saying 'The sun always rises in the East?'

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

What's up, EM?!?!!

 

[plommer]

This is not a shock, he was punching above his weight to start with. Just think Larry Holmes in his prime going up against Floyd Mayweather. Sure, it's a boxing match but.....

This will make Rubyn smile !

Bread, not so much.

 

[EnglishMike]

What's up, EM?!?!!

How things MF?

Last time I spoke to you you were considering taking the same career path as Ron Jeremy.

 

[EnglishMike]

This will make Rubyn smile !

Bread, not so much.

I realize the following statement will not be accepted in the tone it's intended, but I wasn't sure if it was a joke.

Certainly not looking to kick a man when he's down, 5Dimes are far better at that than I.

 

[plommer]

Bread has a sexy new rich girlfriend, he is doing fine.

 

[Bread]

This will make Rubyn smile !

Bread, not so much.

Incorrect. Brought a slight smile to my face since Bread spent the better part of two years trying to properly dump a girl who was crazy about him.

But also correct in the fact that I had no right pulling that tier of a woman to begin with.

Mike I watched a movie tonight....This Is England. Seen it? I bet you've lived it.

You cunt.

 

[EnglishMike]

Bread has a sexy new rich girlfriend, he is doing fine.

That's a relief, is it a good time to confess that Robyn sent me a pair of her soiled panties four years ago that became so stiff and brittle they walked out on me about a month ago?

 

[EnglishMike]

Incorrect. Brought a slight smile to my face since Bread spent the better part of two years trying to properly dump a girl who was crazy about him.

But also correct in the fact that I had no right pulling that tier of a woman to begin with.

Mike I watched a movie tonight....This Is England. Seen it? I bet you've lived it.

You cunt.

I have seen it. It's like me, dark and depressing.

I recommend Rise of the Footsoldier.

 

[EnglishMike]

Bread, please tell me madmax is still around and hooked on ponies and the Chargers like an addict is to crack.

 

[Bread]

I pictured you as this guy

And Tacomax as this guy

 

[EnglishMike]

I don't do either of them justice, you know this.