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Bad haircut experience - this was a first for me

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I would NEVER sit in a chair after some random chick summoned me.

Haircuts are serious business for us (but very affordable @ $10 plus tip)

We've been going to the same girl for 3 years.

We get our haircut once a week so we don't take this lightly.

Muddy, it looks like they salvaged your hair quite nicely.

A disaster has been averted here boys.

:cheers:



What? $10 plus tip? That's a helluva deal. I would do that if I had the option. At the crappy place I go to, I pay $20 a pop (including tip).

Jenny used to bug me about going there. She called it Haircutters Anonymous.

Once a week though! I go probably every 6 weeks or so. I should probably go more like once a month but I always seem to leave it too long.
 
Wow, Daft haircut frequency discussion even managed to get Blitty out of hibernation!

Blitty, where you been pal? You been up to your eyeballs in TRIM?!

Yes, once a week. We've been doing that since way before the Jersey Shore was a twinkle in some MTV producers mind.
 
Yeah I feel bad for her. I was not trying to draw a lot of attention to the situation but I guess it could not be helped because I had to keep saying, "Why do I have these lines here? I don't usually have that. I think you need to go higher with the clippers and blend or something."

And then there was the whole switching-of-the-chairs ceremony. People could not help but notice. When this girl went to ask for the next customer while Janet was working on my hair, at least a couple guys said they would just wait for the next person.

Then when I was finally getting up to pay, a woman in the waiting area gave me a big smile and thumbs up. So she obviously knew what was going on.

I feel bad for her but my god she needs to learn how to cut hair. I would expect the average person off the street could do a better job.

:redx:

But just for verification how about a little experiment to put this assumption to the test. Take your clippers and a video camera and pick some random guy/girl off the street. This could actually be bad for your hair but quite possibly would become the best video in the history of GameLive.
 
I dunno man. You should have seen my hair today. As I said, I had jagged lines/layers in different places on both sides of my head. And then when I questioned it, she seemed completely surprised. There was no evidence this person had any training nor any basic sense about what hair is supposed to look like.

Few people make less of a fuss about hair than me but I had alarms going off all over the place.
 
what figure do you think is higher?

number of dollars Plommer has paid to hookers lifetime

number of dollars Blitty has paid to gay and non gay hair cutters lifetime

number of dollars Rzor has lost gambling lifetime

number of dollars Wally has spent on fast food?
 
I would NEVER sit in a chair after some random chick summoned me.

Haircuts are serious business for us (but very affordable @ $10 plus tip)

We've been going to the same girl for 3 years.

We get our haircut once a week so we don't take this lightly.

Muddy, it looks like they salvaged your hair quite nicely.

A disaster has been averted here boys.

:cheers:

Once a week? WTF? I doubt if I clip my nails once a week......
 
i have never had sex with a hooker that i know of

i once went home with a guy and he left to go to work, when i went to leave he had left a $100 bill in an envelope for me for "cab fare" claiming he didn't have anything smaller. he did this all 5 times i saw him.

$100 bucks for a topless haircut and you cant mad if it turns out bad