Matty 20

[Tron]

Matty, I'm not a huge fan of you eating only blueberries for breakfast. You should be eating your fruits WITH some healthy fat (nuts/olive oil) and some protein.

I think you know this but I'm just pointing it out because maybe you lost your way with all this pussy you've been crushing.

 

[Archie]

its true

you never want to just let fructose hit the empty stomach and spike your insulin, without a protein block and some fat to mute the high glycemic index rating of the fruits......

 

[Matty]

Had some peanut butter straight outta the jar. I couldn't survive on just blueberries.

 

[Archie]

PEANUT BUTTER SPOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is what Al or me yell out when we are having a PB spoonful or two for a snack during low carb diets.......


she has alot more than me

 

[fiveteamer]

When is next BBQ?

You should grill some asparagus. Very good shit.

 

[Matty]

I just bought some asparagus this morning. It's what's for lunch, along with some ground beef that I'm going to cover with a random mix of spices.

We have 2 BBQ's at friends' houses this weekend. You should come to the one on Sat (Peter's). Sunday's is with the Brain Brigade.

I use a knife with my PB jar.

 

[Archie]

I like grilled corn on the cob, in the natural wrapping (half of it shucked..... all the way down to the last green coverings), minus the husks...... with 2/4 pats of butter placed inside the remaining green shit that you didn't shuck.

 

[Matty]

Everything's good when grilled over real hardwood charcoal. I bet you could turn an old leather shoe into a char-grilled delicacy.

 

[Mudcat]

WTF?

 

[Matty]

197 this morning.

On pace.

 

[Mudcat]

Sounds like there has been a detour.

 

[Cougar Bait]

Matty how tall are you? It probably says somewhere in here but I am not going back through all these pages.

 

[Tron]

Matty is either 6-0 or 6-1 based on my non-scientific data

 

[Blitty]

Matty how tall are you? It probably says somewhere in here but I am not going back through all these pages.

Pretty sure he's 6'-6'1"..

 

[Blitty]

Matty is either 6-0 or 6-1 based on my non-scientific data

Yap.

 

[Matty]

5'11"

Boys the whole point of this exercise was to impress a girl. Turns out we impressed a girl before we even got started. I'm still committed to this, but when you're walking along a street fair and your GF wants to share a deep-fried funnel cake and you tell her you're both gonna be fat if you do this and she shrugs and says "we're just gonna have more sex to burn it off"...

...boys you eat the goddamn funnel cake and lick the mountain of powdered sugar right off the fokken plate.

 

[Blitty]

Matty is a new man.

 

[Tron]

Boys I've added pure coconut water to my arsenal