Attn: Bread (re: dating sites)

[Jello]

I need your help pal. I just set up an account and I know the bullshit I posted for answers isn't going to attract a real female.

Give me some money lines to post.

Common. One time.

 

[fiveteamer]

Wrong person. You need to be asking Blitty

:vampireweekend:

 

[Jello]

No. I think I got the right guy.

 

[Tron]

Hi

 

[Jello]

Oh hai!

 

[Jello]

Bread?

 

[Fu Manchu]

:

 

[Blitty]

No. I think I got the right guy.

No.

 

[Fu Manchu]

blister, jello is looking for a long term relationship here. your services are not needed.

 

[RayRay]

jones by decision... fishay
:lockfuckngcity:

 

[Jello]

Blitty, if you've got something to contribute then by all means please share.

 

[tullamore]

post a link to gamelive.com, in your profile, that should get you laid.

What girl doesn't like looking at cocks in toilet paper rolls.

 

[Jello]

Ok. Maybe I got this on my own. I'm getting blown up a little bit already. Couple winks, couple messages.

Hey, if a girl sends you a message - first contact between the two of you - that says she would like to meet you for a few cocktails and see where it leads, with an email address "if interested"....does that mean she wants to fuck you? I'm not sure how this works and I'm a little scared to be completely honest. She looks pretty cute in the pic.


Steve(s), I need your help here too.

 

[Jello]

What do you guys think? Email her?

 

[Jello]

I'm guessing I'll need to develop a split personality to get any feedback in this thread.

 

[Polaroid]

Hey, if a girl sends you a message - first contact between the two of you - that says she would like to meet you for a few cocktails and see where it leads, with an email address "if interested"....does that mean she wants to fuck you? I'm not sure how this works and I'm a little scared to be completely honest. She looks pretty cute in the pic.

That does seem rather forward for a first post, note that there are fake accounts on there to harvest email addresses. Just go with the flow and reply and don't arrange to meet her in Nigeria.

 

[Jello]

Good call roid. Sounded a little too forward. I responded via the site but did not send her an email to her gmail account that she gave me.

Damn. I thought I was on fire already. Too good to be true.

 

[Polaroid]

It's always good to have a backup/disposable email address for places like this.