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Colonoscopy-which of you degenerates been there?

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Varying reports of how shitty it actually is so lets get the real story. As unhealthy as most gamblers are,stress, drinking, smoking, overweight, sex with tranny hookers etc. I am sure many have had to get one to check out the situation. How much does this process blow.
 
I have not had a colonoscopy but I once had a cystoscopy which is when they shove the camera up your sheboinker. For most of us that is a much smaller hole and a much more harrowing experience.

That's how hardcore I am.

I only cried a little bit.
 
nope but while we are on the sujbect of uncomfortable ass hole invasions....

but I'm pretty sure I should go get my prostate checked... I think I made it about softball size in college with amphetamines.

anyone ever had a biopsy taken of their prostate?
 
sorry to hear 5'er no history in my family but people starting to pressure me to get checked out becuase been shitting blood for a year, only 24 and unisured so reluctant to spend the $1200 or whatever but they are not giving me much of a choice in the matter. I figure I am laying $1200 and some discomfort against my life which isn't too good of a bet in the longterm.
 
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sorry to hear 5'er no history in my family but people starting to pressure me to get checked out becuase been shitting blood for a year, only 24 and unisured so reluctant to spend the $1200 or whatever but they are not giving me much of a choice in the matter. I figure I am laying $1200 and some discomfort against my life which isn't too good of a bet in the longterm.
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Hemorrhoids.
 
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sorry to hear 5'er no history in my family but people starting to pressure me to get checked out becuase been shitting blood for a year, only 24 and unisured so reluctant to spend the $1200 or whatever but they are not giving me much of a choice in the matter. I figure I am laying $1200 and some discomfort against my life which isn't too good of a bet in the longterm.
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Go get checked, so many ailments are treatable/curable if detected early.
 
topper, i will tell you buddy, its not the most pleasurable ordeal to go through, but the peace of mind you receive from a clean bill of health is well worth it. diverticulitis runs rampant in my family and when i hit 30, i got all kinds of tests done that they said i didnt need for another 5-10 yrs. to be honest, the day before, when you have to fast and drink the stuff that makes you shit all day, is probably the worst part of the whole thing.
 
Sometimes I give them to myself, but the other day I ended up on the floor in a fetal position upside down with my ass in the air and a tooth fairy appeared and gave me herpes, a 6 piece McNugget, and a rimjob.

I think that's how I got the mouth herpes. That tooth fairy is a fukkin bitch.
 
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